Tag Archives: opus dei

Executive Committee

A meeting of the executive committee for “Keeping Perth Walls Blank.” A branch of the Illuminati.

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The Knights of Kulin

The fish are by Opus Dei by the way. By Illusiver.

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Upskirt

Upskirt and No-Standing – A Perthonality Sits. Mother in law tongues writhing like a prostitute’s Up Tiger Woods’ back door. Pete F attempts some paparazzi blowback.

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Straw Sharks

It was crackpot central down at Forrest a Place last weekend. Anti Fracking, anti sharking, anti everything apparently. It may have been pro marmalade. I’m not sure. I shook this dude’s fin, so I think we’re copacetic. As live oaks … Continue reading

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PC gone mad

Shazza suggests the terrorists have won in Hilton. Although I suspect segways will have free reign on this pedo free (as in foot) pathway.

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One Punch Winton

No doubt Tom “Point” Percy went on to describe it as “merely chiaking” or “youthful fartarsing”.

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Matters

The Asia Beat has had some new exclusives recently. And yes, I have been trying to get back into Twitter. China buys Porn Star Skeleton. and Killer Sharks Follow Chemtrails to Perth Beaches Also Dude called Marc contacted. Sez, ” … Continue reading

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Foreigner Driver

I guess in some parts of the world this note might be justifiably calculated to elicit a sympathetic response. The foreigner might get a little slack with their traffic faux pas. Big mistake here though. Just going to be assaulted, … Continue reading

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Bento’s Bayswater Baravan Bitches of Science

I love it all, including the brick paver wheel chocks.

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Bad Riddance

Primo greypower rainmaker Howard “Teh Riddance” Sattler has taken up blogging for those who are interested (ie nobody). He’s aiming to unseat Wilson Tuckey as blogging king. I have to take issue already. Wasn’t your sacking “craptacular” rather than spectacular … Continue reading

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