Shatilda Bay

Posted on April 14, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Firstly a not worst. After 90 years of blocking NZ apples, the WTO has finally forced Australia to accept New Zealand apple imports. This means that we may finally be able to get some decent apples here. NZ has fantastic apples. WA apples must be a world class worst.

Anyway. Usually a free gift from the bottleshop is a welcome and deserved prize, but this one screams worst. The photos don’t really show how bad this thing is. It’s a thumb drive from Matilda Bay which is sort of filled with a yellow liquid. This is not even a liquid you can drink. It’s just a way of making the thing several sizes too big to use. Totally useless. Maybe it should be called an arm drive. The green bit inside is the normal size of a drive. I didn’t even buy any Matilda Bay (which I hate anyway) and the bottle bloke still couldn’t give it away fast enough.Looks more like Galliano.

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Bar Nukem

Posted on April 13, 2010 by AHC McDonald

When worsts collide is another title that could be considered as TWOP elite David Fucking Outrage Cohen interviews Councillor Matt “Duke Nukem” Buckels in a Worst saturated newspaper The Sunday Times about a project on the Beaufort Street Arrondisement professionally connected with another TWOP elite xxxx xxxxx, …but wait,  I’ve said too much. DFOC tried to engineer as many vibrancy statements from the Duke as possible. And umm, adding to the beat?

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Eyeing Baldivis Nuts

Posted on April 12, 2010 by AHC McDonald

“…age-old evil, tireless and googly, cloaked from the masses by modern skepticism, yet still a potent force stalking the dark ways of the night.”
— Dennis Wheatley (The Gumnut with Googly Eyes Rides Out)

The gumnut with googly eyes has long been a stalwart of Perth art worsting. Now this obscenity moves into the realm of desperate real estate flogging. A medium where the gumnut googly eye is just as at home. From the House of WAtching.

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Weekend Worstoff 103

Posted on April 10, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Some signs people have sent me for the weekend. A bunny from Jane.They should have employed my 5yo who is tearing up the illustration scene over at his blog Zombie Cave. If you’ve got a lost shark, you’ll know where to go for the sign. One from Richarbl who found the most cliched ad for Asians. Ai Ya. And Outrage urges you to look at this one quickly so you might think it says Chonder. Err, simple pleasures I suppose. And Jules saw this sign in front of a Clarement Church. Why do religious types always try to delve into comedy? Jesus jockeying precludes a sense of humour. The answer is not Satan apparently. Thank youse. Worst well this weekend.

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Red Rooter

Posted on April 9, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Finally life imitates art. Would any other letter dared to have dropped off? Captured by Sarnia at the Midland Rootery.

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I will shit in your mouth

Posted on April 8, 2010 by AHC McDonald

G-Banger saw this lovely sticker on Thomas Street in West Perth. G-Banger wonders if this person shared a house with I shit on Fat Chiks, would they ever have to clean the toilet? Is the person aggressive because they have to drive a fucking Magna?

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Something Rotten…

Posted on April 7, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Since it seems like people are in a mood to slag off Denmark,which is rapidly turning into a shithole like Dunsborough, here is the only pic I took in the town. It only requires Brendon fucking Julian to finish the job. Cranio-sacral my backside. Engrave that fuckers.

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At The Dog Rock Cafe

Posted on April 7, 2010 by AHC McDonald

I meant to post this the other day, but it got lost. There should be plenty of things to worst about in Albany, but the fact that shops including bottleshops were open on Good Friday, while in Perth they were shut tighter than a nun’s camel’s took some of the wind out of the sails. There was a nice dead rat outside Wombat Lodge, and a painting of a woman with a compressed head that actually looks a lot better in the photo than it did in real life. Those might have to do. Oh and there was a Sigma parked next to a street rod in Busso, which probably meant that the head journo had been sent to cover street rod fest. A rusted Sigma. It might as well be a journo’s uniform.

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I Pfaff and I vote

Posted on April 6, 2010 by AHC McDonald

WAtching collected this fine if baffling (pfaffling?) worst of a slightly belligerent tradie sewing machine in Mt Hawthorne. It has so much sewing machismo that it actually has to be locked behind some prison quality armoured glass. Dude, you’ve got a spool of thread on your head. You don’t frighten no-one.

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