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The Brown is Coming Down, 2008 to 2021 are youse vibrant yet?

When The Worst of Perth started in 2007, did we expect that things would be better a decade and a half later? Did we even think about it, or did we just live and make love in the moment, shoving … Continue reading

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A Seat at The Table

The former Chopstix site has become, of all things a community seat building centre! And these are a cut above the usual council arse resters. Even future PM Tim Hammond has been seen adzing jarrah logs for the project. I … Continue reading

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One more blowout

I looked for the undies (and feces). But just the shoe. Beaufort Street.  

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Wonky Eye

This split level eyed woman on the Beaufort Arrondissement has annoyed me for years. Always want to get out and lower the top one. Maybe why I never quite join the Beaufort Street Network.  

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Gone to the cloud

Sad news. Henk’s Jesus and Dino themed Internet cafe shell has finally moved to the cloud. And been replaced with yet another arrondissement massage centre. I’m no fan of Jesus, but I prefer Henk’s to this. Never has one road … Continue reading

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You park without vibrancy.

By David M. Beaufort St. Is a wild boar really practical? I’m sure you could get your penis eaten by an angry poodle, but a wild boar? Aka cingiali.

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The Unsaved

Six years later, the Jesus saves dinosaur Internet cafe is still sad and vacant. Just the outline of the cross remains. I notice that beard barbering shops are closing in nearby. Pray.

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Which is sadder. The paint job, or the hoodie clad type doing it? Remember it’s taken a year to go from concrete grey, to vomity orange yellow, back to grey again and now to this.

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Year Zero

Ok, the lawn pizza vomit based colour scheme has gone. Fine. But just how could you actually do anything good with this abortion? If you can’t go the bulldozer option, then what brilliant white? Is there any other way to … Continue reading

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Bad Indifference

I went to take the shot because I thought it said Bad Indifference. But anyway it is still a bad influence on other cars. Such as the controversial The Sangrurian. Btw, that’s Hans Merks’ yard finally becoming a vanished worst … Continue reading

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