I will shit in your mouth

G-Banger saw this lovely sticker on Thomas Street in West Perth. G-Banger wonders if this person shared a house with I shit on Fat Chiks, would they ever have to clean the toilet? Is the person aggressive because they have to drive a fucking Magna?

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69 Responses to I will shit in your mouth

  1. monkeypants says:

    modern day romancing – i’m so outta the loop…



  2. shazza says:

    THis has got to be some cruel joke played on the unsuspecting car owner.


  3. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Surely the noughties equivalent of mud-flaps picturing Yosemite Sam brandishing a gun and saying “Back Off!”


  4. Shreiking Wombat says:

    He will shit in your mouth, and he drives like a cunt.


  5. skink says:

    after Tony Abbott’s comment this week I am waiting for a bumper sticker with Jesus saying “fuck off we’re full”


  6. Shreiking Wombat says:

    All hail our simian couosins. Pants is right. The monkeys are taking over:



  7. Pfortner says:

    This is just like handkerchief code. Black handkerchief w red spots = will draw blood. ‘SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH’ sticker / White Magna = mouth-shitter. Reminds me, I must put that Balinese ‘I FUCK RETARDED, AMPUTEE MIDGETS’ sticker up someplace


  8. edwarddebozo says:

    I’m hoping some disturbed caprophile knocks on their door, mouth open, saying “I’m ready!”


  9. edwarddebozo says:

    sorry…that’s ‘coprophile’


  10. Artheretic says:

    I will Mitsubishit in your mouth

    and Yaris you up the arse


  11. B.T. says:

    A shit car always makes good TWOP.


  12. The Legend 101 says:



  13. The Legend 101 says:

    Whats farmville got to do with this?


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