Shatilda Bay

Firstly a not worst. After 90 years of blocking NZ apples, the WTO has finally forced Australia to accept New Zealand apple imports. This means that we may finally be able to get some decent apples here. NZ has fantastic apples. WA apples must be a world class worst.

Anyway. Usually a free gift from the bottleshop is a welcome and deserved prize, but this one screams worst. The photos don’t really show how bad this thing is. It’s a thumb drive from Matilda Bay which is sort of filled with a yellow liquid. This is not even a liquid you can drink. It’s just a way of making the thing several sizes too big to use. Totally useless. Maybe it should be called an arm drive. The green bit inside is the normal size of a drive. I didn’t even buy any Matilda Bay (which I hate anyway) and the bottle bloke still couldn’t give it away fast enough.Looks more like Galliano.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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81 Responses to Shatilda Bay

  1. monkeypants says:

    it’s possibly still better than this:


  2. skink says:

    I believe the correct term for this device is a ‘piss stick’

    don’t knock Donnybrook apples, or I’ll send the girls round:

    how do you like them apples?


  3. Paracleet says:

    Is that apple green font a conscious choice?


  4. Onanist says:

    Two things:

    Stick your NZ apples you unAustralian cunt.

    Drink the liquid.


  5. Onanist says:

    The Chinese traditionally announce each year’s apple harvest by running a large coal cargo ship aground on the GBR.

    LA, any more criticism of WA apples and I’ll sic this guy onto you!


  6. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Crass peripheral
    Free from local bottle-o
    Marketing schtick


  7. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Fireblight now threatens
    Healthy Aussie apple stocks
    New World Order triumphs


  8. David Cohen says:

    I hesitate to confront our TWoP overlord.

    But isn’t the WTO edict a draft?


  9. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Next you monkeys will be demanding cheap bananas to replace our excellent Carnarvon banana. Traitorous dogs !


  10. Maddison-Jaxon Tyler-Mason says:

    Optiplex defiled
    Stained with stupid memory
    How to drown the shame?


  11. CB One says:

    When I saw the headline – Shatilda Bay – I was hoping someone had worsted the tea rooms. Fucking worst. Not even the swan river dolphins can save that joint. And I’m over them too. The cunts.

    Won’t all those NZ apples have to go into the fruit bins at the airport? I think WA apples are here to stay.


  12. artheretic says:

    Fruit? ptchah! beans and pulses are all you need


  13. Cookster says:

    So are any of you lot joining me for a spot of barefoot bowling this Sunday?

    You can bring your piss sticks, fujis, or Granny Smiths. Looks like being a glorious 28 degrees.


  14. JaneZ says:

    RTD USB.


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