Weekend Worstoff 103

Some signs people have sent me for the weekend. A bunny from Jane.They should have employed my 5yo who is tearing up the illustration scene over at his blog Zombie Cave. If you’ve got a lost shark, you’ll know where to go for the sign. One from Richarbl who found the most cliched ad for Asians. Ai Ya. And Outrage urges you to look at this one quickly so you might think it says Chonder. Err, simple pleasures I suppose. And Jules saw this sign in front of a Clarement Church. Why do religious types always try to delve into comedy? Jesus jockeying precludes a sense of humour. The answer is not Satan apparently. Thank youse. Worst well this weekend.

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45 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 103

  1. Bento says:

    It would appear the Christians don’t understand the importance of timing.

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  2. margeryx says:

    Zombie Cave – Best Blog Eva!

    Shit why did I sit down at the ‘puter? I’ve forgotten…

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  3. Snuff says:

    Not Satan ? I must’ve had him mixed up with this guy then.

    The bunny‘s a vast improvement on the last one.

    Mind the sharks, TLA, and avagoodweegend.

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  4. David Cohen says:

    Who your hot bunny chunder daddy, Lichard?

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  5. edwarddebozo says:

    Could be a reference to children of sperm donors?

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  6. edwarddebozo says:

    definition of confusion? fathers day in Rockingham

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  7. Frank Calabrese says:

    West TV is up and running and is currently showing a program on El Caballao Bianco and a bunch of Country Bumkins bullriding.

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  8. Frank Calabrese says:

    44 on Digital only – not analogue

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  9. Frank Calabrese says:

    WTV NOw – WA Media Awards – DFOC Alert

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  10. Mez says:

    knock knock

    Buff Jesus [opens door]: Oh, it’s you again

    Mez: yeh, hi, sorry to bother you but it’s about the sign…

    BF: what? the burning bush?

    M: No the one out the front. Is it meant to be funny?

    BF: …well… um… a couple of people laughed… kind of…

    M: did you know that “Who’s your daddy?” is originally a sexual referance regarding Submission. When a man and a woman…. get together, it’s not uncommon for her to refer to him as “daddy”, she is basically being obedient to him and stroking the male’s dominant ego, because he knows subconsciously that she loves and obeys her father.
    While it may be rooted in incestual urges of a select few partners, it is more or less acceptable to exchange… in private, of course. The term has been so heavily used that the family relationship meaning, if ever there was one, is lost and now daddy is synonymous with “baby” or other petnames, albeit more pillow-talk
    When someone says “who’s your daddy?”, they are pretty much calling you their bitch. It’s commonly used among testosterone-driven males when competing.

    BF: …umm…

    M: you didn’t know that when you put the sign up did you?

    BF: well I know everything and anyway it wasn’t me it was Father… er… I mean… you know, the priest guy.

    M: Did you know that it featured in this week’s Worstoff

    BF: ………… ……………. oh, FucK Off will you! [slams door]

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  11. Frank Calabrese says:

    And El Caballao Rodeo is back on WTV – currently running a loop of stuff off the hard-drive.

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  12. Frank Calabrese says:

    And if you’re wondering why there have been several glitches in Transmission, here is the reson from the Tech people.

    WTV
    And its important that everyone understands that Telstra havent completed our station to transmitter link, so the Playbox system is at the secure transmitter site and I’m remote controlling it over the internet. Doing well considering…. just worried about the break in the middle of the movie. Hope the sync is here to stay !
    about a minute ago · Report

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  13. artheretic says:

    whoa, black bunny (bam-A-lam)
    whoa, black bunny (bam-A-lam)
    Black bunny had a child (bam-A-lam)
    The damn thing gone wild (bam-A-lam)
    She said “I’m worrin’ outta my mind” (bam-A-lam)
    The damn thing gone blind (bam-A-lam)
    I said oh black bunny (bam-A-lam)
    whoa, black bunny (bam-BA-lam)

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  14. artheretic says:

    Whoa, black/brown bunny (bam-BA-lam)
    Whoa, black/brown bunny (bam-BA-lam)
    She’s from birmingham (bam-BA-lam)
    Way down in alabam’ (bam-BA-lam)
    Well’ shes shakin’ that thing (bam-BA-lam)
    Boy she makes me sing (bam-BA-lam)
    Whoa, black/brown bunny (bam-BA-lam)
    Whoa, black/brown bunny
    BAM-BA-LAM

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  15. Geoff Vivian says:

    How’s your father?

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  17. 152 Sigs Sqn says:

    Came here for the Freddy Quimby “it’s chow DAH!” quotes.

    Leaving very disappointed.

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