Vandalise my heart

Posted on March 10, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Okaaaay then. Here’s one I would be happy for the police to prosecute. This belongs in a diary with a ribbon, not on our defenceless electrical boxes. And I believe this slop is also plagiarised. Dude, you’re outsourcing your suicide fantasies? And it’s pink.   Twice in a row for Swan view. Maybe they are all too fat? By Samir.

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Where the flavour is…

Posted on March 9, 2011 by AHC McDonald

More suburb bashing. By TG of Swanview.

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And the Yokine you rode in on

Posted on March 9, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Fuck Armadale, Maddington and Yokine. What it lacks in implementation, it more than makes up for in savoire faire, vibrancy, and valid emotion. Como Hotel new years eve. A worst by Stephie. I guess from a viewpoint of a Como toilet, every suburb seems like a fuck you.

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High Voltage Flange

Posted on March 8, 2011 by AHC McDonald

I’ll let Bento’s vagina mania run one more day. Wait is that a shemale or just badly rendered flange? Summers Street Mt Lawley.

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I heart vaginas

Posted on March 7, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Bento. Outside The Scotsman on teh Arrondisement. I like the bench shadow too.

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Weekend Worstoff 143

Posted on March 5, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Sam H, outside (N)IGA Como. I like that all the religions are spelt wrong.Sad, Bayswater. By James N.

Poster by Pete F. Cnr Lefroy and South Teararse Fremantle.A sad dead vibrancy generator. Pity the fool who comes al the way here before checking the “sights”, only to find this broken. And what would it have said anyway? JaneZ.One from Hahndorf South Australia by Orbea. Do they mean horse apples?Worst well.

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The image makers

Posted on March 4, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Benji sends a few dozen megabites from the southwest, including this. I’ve been to Walpole several times. How did I miss this? Too distracted by the beautiful coastline? Shades of another SW horror, the Mer-Benny Hill at Nannup. And is she holding..? I don’t know. And does the angry tree monster have a giant erection and 4 nurries? Again, I’d only be guessing. But yes. They do seem to have a vibrant bench culture there though.

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Teh Dazza Wears Prada

Posted on March 3, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Natalia Fan#1 also sent this in, but since he has been whingeing about it for months, I’ve used a shot from Bento instead. So there it is. Dazza. Was it worth the wait? Well was it punk?Speaking of whingers, Watching has been agitating for this one. The sticker says, “Suck Pedro’s Cock Slut”. For mine, it’s no “I shit on fat chicks” but there you go.

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Bill and Dot’s bench venture

Posted on March 3, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Natalia Fan#1 wanted to make his own Perth bench challenge from North Beach. Bill and Dot’s bencherisation starts sort of OK as a public service at a bus stop, but rapidly descends into insanity with an Eagles/Dockers number surrounded by animal friends. Jeez that Dockers logo is a stinker. Haven’t they dropped that abortion? The text on the football seat says,
“Rest-A-While
Seat donated by Russell family
Restored by Bill & Dot”.

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More Signs of the Rapture

Posted on March 2, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Natalia Fan #1. IGA. Didn’t say if it was a Supa Niga.By Mixed media, Port Coogee.By EG. On The Barrio

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