The image makers

Benji sends a few dozen megabites from the southwest, including this. I’ve been to Walpole several times. How did I miss this? Too distracted by the beautiful coastline? Shades of another SW horror, the Mer-Benny Hill at Nannup. And is she holding..? I don’t know. And does the angry tree monster have a giant erection and 4 nurries? Again, I’d only be guessing. But yes. They do seem to have a vibrant bench culture there though.

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26 Responses to The image makers

  1. The Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    I believe that is a handful of mud-pack designed to remove smile lines.

    I use the word “believe” as in “belief” as in “abstract justification for existence that I cling to in the whirlwind of existentialist horror.”


    • Snuff says:

      That’s a relief, BSwaM. For a moment there I thought David had bought some boozies and killed Mr Hankey.

      And is that Rolly Tasker on the left or Alan Bond, TLA ?


  2. perthluckystar says:

    What a range of worsts in one post! I’m trying to work out what she’s holding in her hand. Is it meant to be sand? A turd? One of the tree’s nurries, and that’s why he looks so pissed off? And what’s happening with her boobs? One of them looks like its withering and dying or something, with the dirty brown line. It also looks like someone has put out a cigarette on one of her eyes.


  3. Shazza says:

    I’m overwhelmed by the worstness, but afraid to comment just in case it was drawn by the local kiddies. If it was a local classroom let loose then my bet is the teh kiddy responsible for the well hung tree had recently seen Evil Dead.


  4. The Legend 101 says:

    That creeps me out and its extremly dirsturbing and off putting aswell. If you feel the same way let me know.


    • The Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

      Well, okay, if it makes you happy.


    • Yeast Coast says:

      Is the tree-monster surrounded by a harem of slender she-trees, proffering their swollen knots toward his raging wood? He’s already put one to the sword, holding her by the throat with his left arm. Now it looks like he wants to wipe teh smile off the blonde’s face. Talk about a sinister backdrop…


  5. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    I’m speechless. The horror etc.


  6. Bento says:

    Is that a Mer-Shaun McManus?


  7. The Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    Where have I seen this lady;s face?

    Ah yes:

    WARNING. This is pretty nasty, but I think you will eventually see the resemblance.


  8. Pete says:

    Bench needs a fence.


  9. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Off topic. Here’s an app LA can decide where to have drinks.

    Useful or absolutely effing awful : you decide.


  10. Pete says:

    Wake up snoozer!


  11. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    More like WELP!ole, lole


  12. skinlessshins says:

    This mural is in desparate need of a cock and balls graffitti.
    There you go kids, easter is just around the corner. Something to do on holidays.


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