And the Yokine you rode in on

Fuck Armadale, Maddington and Yokine. What it lacks in implementation, it more than makes up for in savoire faire, vibrancy, and valid emotion. Como Hotel new years eve. A worst by Stephie. I guess from a viewpoint of a Como toilet, every suburb seems like a fuck you.

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43 Responses to And the Yokine you rode in on

  1. Shazza says:

    I’m down with Armadale and Maddington (swingers aside of course). But Yokine? They obviously havent been to Mirrabooka yet.

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  2. Bill O'Slatter says:

    She’s done everywhere , Dude. Success in Success , Darch and Innaloo best forgotten.

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  3. Bento says:

    Yokine’s another suburb that doesn’t actually exist, isn’t it? I’ve never been quite sure where it’s supposed to be. Do they have any small bars there?

    Such oddly specific suburb-based disdain. I suspect someone has 3 significant exes.

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  4. pete says:

    Here’s one that historians will debate for generations – on a slippery surface, after a few drinks and with one eye on the toilet door to make sure no one catches you fighting the power through the medium of orange texta, is that meant to be a comma or a fullstop.

    Is the message to fuck all three suburbs or is it a message in two parts. Fuck Aramdale. Maddington and Yokine [are where it’s at].

    I like to think it’s a celebration of Maddington and Yokine in yet another battle fought in their the traditional trivalry with Armadale. A New Years eve, coming together of two bitter rivals over their even more bitter rival of Armadale.

    A message of hope, if you will, that if Yokine and Maddington can forge a unity over their dislike of Armadale then perhaps other feuding suburbs, possibly the entire world, could unite over a common cause to fuck Armadale.

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  5. orbea says:

    is the worst the graff or the camera work
    a synergistically underwhelming nomination

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  6. perineum says:

    In fairness, these are three quite deplorable suburbs. But then, if being deplorable was reason enough to decry a place on the wall of the Como Hotel toilet…

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  7. skink says:

    City of Stirling – like Sicily, but with electricity:

    http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/former-perth-mayor-caught-up-in-international-mafia-crackdown-20110309-1bn8x.html

    where’s our very own Calabrese?

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  8. BrownBook says:

    Nicely written just above the splashback to increase difficulty of removal… or.. aim high fellas (but don’t cross the streams)

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  10. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    What a curious New Year’s resolution.

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    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      Can’t say they’re not ambitious, if not hard up to want to fornicate with the entirety of those said suburbs as a goal for the forthcoming year.

      Just hoping they don’t try to fuck all three ways at once…the Yokiners will invoke North-South rivalries if provoked! Yes, it exists. The suburb I mean.

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  11. The Legend 101 says:

    Armadale sucks and so does Maddington, But Yokine is a nice suburb i know people that live there and by the way Orbea is the Harvey Fresh Guy and Happy Lent to all.

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