Senior Sexpo

Posted on October 25, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Mancey from Bunbury, seen in Dallyellup. Mancey couldn’t see quite see what the seniors were wearing, but it needed a bloody good ironing. Thanks Dave Allen for that joke.

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Wesley Tree of Life

Posted on October 24, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Paracleet was on hand for the unveiling of the latest piece of public art at the (Wesley) Emo Church on the corner of William and Hay Street. Although it gives the assorted goths Elmos and other loosers who gather here something to actually cry about, it s rather too bland to be properly worst. Is this the same guy that does all those endless pierced spheres? I assume it will be full of empty pie and Chiko Roll bags soon. I also fixed up the levels on Paracleet’s pic. Dude, do you hate blacks?

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It Burns

Posted on October 24, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Thing is, even if the burn was lit, you’d still be in the city of burnt cock. By Jason N. In Cockburn there is no win. You be cock or you be burnt cock. And don’t be telling me it’s pronounced “Coe” burn. It be cock.  Suck it up.

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Outrage Sunday 25 induce this

Posted on October 23, 2011 by rottobloggo

The delicious distinction about Teh Worst is also worst. (Update: The Stoned Ranger points out The Echo is hiring).

Speaking of distinctions, I’ve only received trivial death threats. I trust TL101 can tell us who Selena Gomez is.

I have been toying with the idea of a new blog on poor media practice: what do you reckon? Our version of Media Watch. Hmmm…anyway, please make sure you have enough SEXWAX before CHOGM hits.

Another death-defying nmbrpl8t: I’m sure SLVABULET has ample SEXWAX.

Does Margaret have a moustache problem, or is it subtle vandalism? If it is the latter it may be due to the abuse of classic – or are you meant to cook the great woman herself?

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Weekend Worstoff 174

Posted on October 22, 2011 by AHC McDonald

A nice one by RubyRuby. The blind would have to guess that high up on the wall there might be a sign telling them if the place is dogging friendly.

Another Chogm welcome by Tullio. Looks like they were going for the K but chickened out. No Z though. At Murdoch Uni Tavern. The place with all the evil music.

And lest Curtin gets too uppity, here’s building 303 toilets, by Bills. To paraphrase Breaker Morant, “We shat them under rule 303.”

And this chair has been in the pond at Curtin for a while. Someone saw ducks on the job on it recently, so perhaps it is better for it. By GB.

A nice one by Jarrod. The ridiculous Perth sign with red ute rampant. Will anyone, after flying for 18 hours forget where they have come to?

Worst well.

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Signs of Chogm, signs of life.

Posted on October 21, 2011 by AHC McDonald

No.1 by Orbea fasten this over your ringhole (aka stargate).
No 2 by Pete F. And it’s not the only worst on the board. Click for larger. Subiaco.

chogm says no to smartarses No idea. And it

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Sik

Posted on October 20, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Brik. Central TAFE. Those Tafecuntz are a laugh a minute.

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Wattsie & Martin do Maylands

Posted on October 19, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Audiophile Natalia Fan#1 shows off more of his collection with Wattsie and Martin at The Maylands Town Hall with the two unaccountably popular and universally terrible 1970s Perth radio Stars. The album is beyond appalling. Idiotic and unfunny. All I can remember is “Shaving Cream”. I don’t know if they did Bang Bang Lulu, but I expect so. There is a joke book too where some really lovely Paul Rigby illustrations/cartoons underscore further – if that’s possible the lack of humour in the text. (Does anyone else find the insert to be reminiscent of The Legend 101’s banter?) Even TWOP’s favourite doctor, Peter Harries ( PhD WC) gets stuck into the Wattsie and Martin of this era, saying in his thesis no less, ” In the 1970’s, radio ‘stars’ Barry Martin and John K. Watts were given a Tonight type show, which followed the usual format of guest artists, gags and a small musical combo. ‘…Wattsie and Martin did a series of Tonight shows which was an abomination. Just so bad.’”
Two abominable characters best forgotten. Such a pity Paul Rigby died and Wattsie and Martin lived on. 

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Merch

Posted on October 18, 2011 by AHC McDonald

2012 Calendars are out. 2012 and Rude 2012. Thanks for those agreeing to let me use their images. There were others that were worthy, but weren’t quite large enough. The pittance I make might be enough to cover a few small TWOP exp2012 Calendar The Worst of Perth Rudeenses. (Not limes though.)2012 Calendar The Worst of Perth

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A wife to the guts

Posted on October 18, 2011 by AHC McDonald

If you’re selling your loveliest wife award for $5, maybe you are not the wife he thought you were. Or possibly he was a cheap arsehole. Choose it. I don’t know. Whatever. Maybe she died and he’s sellling it. Auteured by Budda lala land. Location unknown. Unknown now that Cash Twon has closed that is. Uncategorisable worsts are making up a significant fraction. Do I need more categories? More cognac? In any case I have the ideal mix of warmth and intelligence, carving and caring. Yeah, carving. Deal with it.

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