Weekend Worstoff 174

A nice one by RubyRuby. The blind would have to guess that high up on the wall there might be a sign telling them if the place is dogging friendly.

Another Chogm welcome by Tullio. Looks like they were going for the K but chickened out. No Z though. At Murdoch Uni Tavern. The place with all the evil music.

And lest Curtin gets too uppity, here’s building 303 toilets, by Bills. To paraphrase Breaker Morant, “We shat them under rule 303.”

And this chair has been in the pond at Curtin for a while. Someone saw ducks on the job on it recently, so perhaps it is better for it. By GB.

A nice one by Jarrod. The ridiculous Perth sign with red ute rampant. Will anyone, after flying for 18 hours forget where they have come to?

Worst well.

About The Lazy Aussie

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43 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 174

  1. skink says:

    Jarrod beat me to it with the Perth sign. Note the high fence all around it so that you can’t tag it.. The letter ‘T’ in particular is crying out for a twenty-foot tall cock and balls

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  2. rottobloggo says:

    The ute and the seat:
    Eat Twisties in both.
    Whatever you eat
    Means CHOGM sign growth.
    It all ends in poo,
    Quite often with nuts.
    After, what to do?
    Pedal like a putz.
    These halcyon days
    The best of our lives:
    Storm-less and sun rays,
    With Commonwealth jives.

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  3. skink says:

    of course, the City of Perth is just copying some of the more fashionable suburbs:

    Inglewood

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  4. Orbea says:

    Ducks shagged on the Cretin chair? Paging Troy to aisle five -duck spruut cleanup aisle five Troy.

    Nice bike RR, twin bidon cages=serious

    Tullio- low alcohol beer, high fat high salt nibbles- is this a food combining diet for bicycle engineers?

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  5. The Legend 101 says:

    OMG, is the numberplate on that red ute, MH 12205, if it is they storked me in bunbury and followed me to Doonybrook.

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  6. Wezzerini says:

    Found this site completely by accident. As an occasional visitor to Perth, this is an excellent insight into the banal. Fucking funny as, you kuntz.

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  7. WarriorTom says:

    Lookz lyke litrasee levllz @ rupert murdoch yooneeversitee r on the wayz upp!!!

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  8. oz says:

    omg the big perth sign is just the worst ever. At least they could use the H for rugby purposes.

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    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      It mustn’t have cost too much…after all, that prop was cut from the Arial Bold font, which all of us font snobsaficionados know is just a cheaparsed Helvetica impostor.

      Which suits the WA State Guvmint just fine, as that’s same font (albeit in the regular weight) they use for the letterheads for all their departments. Even if it wasn’t a cabal of general dogsbodys, born-to-rule prats and has-been economic rationalists with that megalomaniac Ban-It Rubble in charge, I’d vote against them for that alone. But thankfully they are a bunch of professional fuckwits, so that makes the job easier still.

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  9. Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    It seems to me a former orange grove in Los Angeles has a lot to answer for.

    BTW, in the PERTH sign photo there is a rather intriguing looking older building just to the left of the “P”. 1930s Deco or an early stab at Brutalism?

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  10. hectic says:

    ummm, lost for words.

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