Signs of Chogm, signs of life.

No.1 by Orbea fasten this over your ringhole (aka stargate).
No 2 by Pete F. And it’s not the only worst on the board. Click for larger. Subiaco.

chogm says no to smartarses No idea. And it

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71 Responses to Signs of Chogm, signs of life.

  1. The Legend 101 says:

    Why no Reward?, Selfish People!


  2. Madamm Geeky says:

    CHOGM should not be held in Australia. It is totally inappropriate whilst they continue to turn a blind eye to their own human rights abuses:

    What they have done to her is a disgrace, and includes a hefty slice of propaganda for the sheep, bearing in mind that all major newspapers are owned by just two organizations, and one of them is News Corp.

    That project conclusively proves not just a corrupt government, but a nation prepared to sell human rights to hide its own corruption. Unreported in Australia, of course.


  3. skink says:

    ‘After the shooting stopped and panic subsided, only a monkey was still at large.’

    my favourite news header of the year


  4. skink says:

    and a happy International Fisting Day to everyone

    (yes, really, just google it)


  5. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    CHOGM police powers = Rob Johnson’s wet dream.

    Courtesy of the Illiberal Party.


  6. Pete says:

    OT but I’d love to see that Stink tweet crossposted to reddit or one of the many outraged 1% sites.
    Come to think of it, not OT – Occupy Perth is being conducted next weekend.


  7. long onw says:

    chogum should be permanently held in Perth because Perth and WA are supporting the rest of Australia in particular, the Eastern States and also China in relation to WA’s top quality mineral exports which would otherwise mean economic collapse in China. It’s about time the world recognised the unique west australian which has created these mineral resources: the steely look, the iron handshake, the girl working at Coles who thinks you want to sexually pester her because you say hi at the checkout. It’s the same with house prices which have increased hugely in Perth simply because of the virtues of the WA houseowner. (there are houses in my street which remain low priced because foreingers own them). Yes send us a thousand chogums.


    • Paracleet says:

      I keep trying to read this but eyes seem to slide off the screen each time I get around half way through. Can I get this translated?


      • skink says:

        am I to understand that the entire wealth of Australia and China is to be credited to one check-out chick?

        where should we go to thank her? does she work at the Coles in Dog Swamp?

        I bet she gets that iron handshake from breaking open those rolls of dollar coins, and from tossing off the delivery drivers behind the bins in the loading bay.


      • Onanist says:

        I think this is actually Tim Winton’s first genuine personal contribution to this site, but to avoid persecution has employed a very clever pseudonym.


    • orbea says:

      Ima gonna let you finish… and then


    • rottobloggo says:

      But the checkout chicks at Coles say hi first, before winking and whispering “Because everyone buys sausages”.

      Perhaps it’s no wonder some get the message mixed.


    • skink says:

      I like to think there is a circling pack of wingnuts out there in the web that was attracted to a post about CHOGM like sharks attracted to blood in the water.

      what do the current Google stats say about the search criteria bringing them here?

      ‘CHOGM + duke of edinburgh + fisting + worst anal + truth + bolt’ ?

      (I only wrote that as bait to attract more of them)


    • vegan says:

      does he think a chogum is like a shogun?

      or has he wandered away from commenting at teh worst website?


    • Pete says:

      Manners everyone! Lets just take a minute to appreciate long onw’s spelling & the lack of random capitalization in this post. The contents I’m fairly sure could be inserted into the collective menses in such a manner as to cause the populace to feel so chuffed that they’d put on an inclusive sort of event, a bbq perhaps. Where they stand around & congratulate each other on how well we’re doing.


  8. Pete says:

    * ‘send us a thousand Chongums’ FTFY


  9. Snuff says:

    Looks like someone asked David Thorne to make a poster for them. For free.


  10. long onw says:

    Unconvincing attempts to deny the brutal reality of a walk down rokeby road where Generation Bogan Boomer strip mines the wagamama air as it sniffs the office seat for anything of worth. If there is a chogm there must be a chogum there must be a chogasm! The dog is lost INDEED but WILL NOT SELL ITSELF CHEAPLY TO SOME COLES CUSTOMER!


  11. WarriorTom says:

    I feel so awful. I’m just another fucking spunkbubble travailing across this universe. I’m such a shit person, seriously. I reckon I’ll protest at CHOGM just so that I get my head kicked in, the fucking cunting useless spunkbubble of a monkey’s clit that I am. 8 Ace please…


  12. Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    I thought CHOGM was something they fed to sharks?

    It should be.


  13. DudeCloverdale says:

    Has anybody rung the number and reported finding the rabbit?


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