Snapshot of WTF

Posted on July 3, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Former Snapshot of Success, trending Snapshot of WTF, morphing into snapshot of Lulz and ulitimately becoming Snapshot of Snapping off a Darch, by Hating Lara Bingle author Alex Fevola. Bento asks if $2 would even cover the cost of the paper. Sadly no, but it is better than the cost of the pulping. Awful front cover for a book by a photographer with three mediocre photos supposedly the highlights. I was wondering today if Paul Keating would sign a remaindered copy of John Howard’s book. Also nice to see another book featuring Graham “not really that funny” Kennedy. All wonderfuly sited in Red Dot Galleria.

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Suck my City link

Posted on July 2, 2012 by AHC McDonald

I received ten (count ’em) submissions last night, each with definite merit, but I had to go Pete F. again. What else could illustrate the Worst that is *puke* Perth City Link then this abortion which consumes both proponent and agitateur? What knobhead approved the phallic billboard? But also what knobhead etched a failed anarchy symbol on the billboard? How could this total obscenity be touted as an improvement on the sadly demolished Entertainment Centre? In essence, everyone aside TWOP contributors is a complete and utter knob.The whole development is a total disaster from the idiotic Perth Stadium, which, every time I go past it seems to have gone backwards in development. There is LESS done every day. How long does it take for those two (count ’em) poor cunts to clad an entire monstrosity six times? And the only oppostion is dickheads who can’t even draw an anarchy symbol. Fuck me down dead Perth. You are all useless cunts. Whether you llike it or not.

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Outrage Sunday 60 Cranes, trains & automobiles

Posted on July 1, 2012 by rottobloggo

This bloke thinks Perth is worst. He was moaning about the place, and used the word worst. He staggered into the next carriage before we arrived at Perth, with transit guards in hot (delayed) pursuit. This doesn’t have the couchette cachet, but I see that post has crept into 19th spot on the all-time most popular list. I doubt it will knock off ‘Our Nikki”, though.


This sums up the resources boom. I believe this is what Boomers refer to as a muscle car.

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Political muscle? I know where I’ll be in October: Maylands (not Mt Lawley). I’ll be hearing from “the worlds foremost political analysts” Ian R Crane.

According to his website, Ian “…is an ex-oilfield executive who now lectures, writes and broadcasts on the geo-political webs that are being spun; with particular focus on US Hegemony and the NWO agenda for control of global resources”. TWOP hails his visit, as we have resources and are booming.

Ian’s shtick is “…focuses his attention and research on the geopolitical arena but has a deep personal interest in folklore, mythology and the cosmological belief systems of ancient and indigenous cultures. In fact, it is Ian’s research and understanding of these systems and beliefs which provides him with a unique insight into the unfolding global drama providing the catalyst for humanity’s evolution into a new plane of existence (Homo Luminous?)”.

Hooley dooley! I was convinced by the wet dream of the hidden controllers, but Homo Luminous hits the hegemony mark for me.

See you at The Rise on Eighth Avenue, October 27 or 28, after you buy $65 tix from Kalki Movies on 9756 1500.

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Weekend Worstoff 207

Posted on June 30, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Found appropriate gifts for Bento and Outrage for their editorial efforts while I was in China. Muddler and Muddlee. Muddler for Bento and litre of rum for Outrage. (no Mt Gay unforts.) 
Lovely worst from The Colour H. Lonely fish with crab leg. William Street Northbridge. This sea creature didn’t make it..
Relevant to our most recent Subi bagging, Pete F sees that Subi wants your stories for local history awards. 
And Joel T had his credit card surged in Maylands.

Worst well.

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Colon Flowers

Posted on June 29, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Colon Flowers. Bowl spraying a speciality. By Damien M. At the worst that is Perth Airport. Also a couple of signs from The Bartenders Skills with a Manhatten. He also includes a palm tree planted in New Baltimore in Summer. He is pleased to tell anti palmists in Perth that a New Baltimore winter will shrivel its nuts off. Let the Pan continental palm bashing prosper. Just wish your pics were at least triple the size BSWAM.

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Lantern Jawed

Posted on June 28, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Oh Subiaco, you’re always trying to look so cool with your fake lanterns and your two hour parking and your tilt up concrete. Why do you always end up looking like such a dick, with your eaveless mansions and your closing down of anything of actual interest? Poor old Subi. When will someone give you pity sex and then kick you out of the spotlight bedecked ute in Wembley with the words “fuck off you dumb mole” ringing in your violated earholes? When? Seriously, why is every single decision made by anyone in Subiaco always such a fucken disaster? Subiaco, Maylands is laughing at you. By Pete F. Obviously. New category added. Multiple worsts. 

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Allen Park

Posted on June 27, 2012 by AHC McDonald

By Vegan. Allen Park, home of Perth’s worst journalist Paul Murray. But despite Murray’s arse numbing prose, true love still finds a way. 

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A basin of Mainys

Posted on June 26, 2012 by AHC McDonald

I sometimes think that it is only here on The Worst of Perth that Mainy is still remembered. I mean really remembered, not brought up as some sideshow to Ben Cousin’s descent into the third circle of Esperance. Nobody else is really getting what the dude was rapping about. You can show how you really dug what he was putting out by shelling out $350 for this signed photo of Mainy, apparently resting on the surface of the water at The Basin, Rottnest’s only really shitty beach. By Natalia Fan #1. Nice shot.Very nice glimpse of the (always) empty novelty scotch bottle btw. I have left it clickable for larger. Mainy just looks like a bit of a dickhead wearing bad shoes, letting off a beer fart, in a very poor tricked up photo unless seen large. Seen small, you just want to shake your head and mutter “poor cunt” under your breath. Available at an arrondissement antique shop near you. chris mainwaring

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Morley Weirdoes

Posted on June 25, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Yeah, she got that right. See also Dianella degenerates. By Rob F.

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Outrage Sunday 59 nighthawks

Posted on June 24, 2012 by rottobloggo

Pete F. was late-night shopping in Wembley for pelmets when he stumbled across this.

Miss Taken was strolling home from a slap-up tom yum in Northbridge when she saw this.

And your reporter was walking the Labradors past Alfred’s when he saw these dessicated Odor-Eaters. Part of the horror was being taken back to 1981 at Rossmoyne SHS. There was a scuffle in the line for the morning recess cheesies, punches were thrown – and in the mêlée Mark Robertson’s Adidas came off. People gasped as his Odor-Eaters flopped  out of his footwear. All you could hear was the melting of the cheese – and then the taunts began. Lord of the Flies, but south of the river. The violence and cruelty surpassed anything Snuff ever saw at Churchlands. AND we always thrashed them in swimming and athletics.

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