Morley Weirdoes

Yeah, she got that right. See also Dianella degenerates. By Rob F.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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31 Responses to Morley Weirdoes

  1. Snuff says:

    I thought he was in Inglewood.

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  2. NF#1 says:

    What part of “putting out bins” does she not understand?

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Eoin Cameron returned to Perth’s top rating breakfast show and gave a short interview:

    “Well I was lucky. The doctor’s said because I have presented the same program for 35 years I actually only use my autonomic nervous system and do not rely on any higher order brain function at all. Consequently having a chunk of my brain removed has not affected the show at all.

    I don’t think people have realised my incisive interview questions are written by the work experience kid and I just read them out, despite what the interviewee may have actually said.

    Of course it helps when the competition in Perth is FM morning crewz consisting of failed Big Brother contestants, some weirdo who won’t have his photograph taken, Perth’s Greecian George Clooney and a xxxxxxx. Can we say that on radio? Oh OK then, a xxxxxxxx.

    Sometimes during my hilarious talks with Ross Solly my producer actually just uses a tape from the 70s. Solly has never picked up on this. Actually it is usually funnier than if I am still there. Hope ABC management hasn’t noticed that, could be a problem for the rest of the show.”

    Thanks Eoin. I know Perth is looking forward to the next 35 years. We don’t like change.

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    • skink says:

      couldn’t they take the bit of brain removed from Eoin Cameron and transplant it into the damaged parts of Howard Sattler’s brain?

      this could be done on two large stone operating tables connected to a van der Graaf generator powered by lightning

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  4. rottobloggo says:

    No Bento crack this morning about imperfect focus??

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  5. WAtching says:

    Doesn’t Abs live in Balga?

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  6. The Legend 101 says:

    There’s Idiotic people everywhere, INCLUDING DIANELLA WHERE THEY PUT SMOKE BOMBS IN YOUR MAILBOX!

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  7. lisa says:

    ha ha ha thats my add. I had a guy from morley who kept smsing me and pretending to be a woman. He said he had a 2 storey house in cottesloe and i could have the top floor for free. But he was house sitting in morley. yeah right . Low iq .

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  8. Lisa says:

    Yes unfortunately there are weirdos everywhere,

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