Outrage Sunday 60 Cranes, trains & automobiles

This bloke thinks Perth is worst. He was moaning about the place, and used the word worst. He staggered into the next carriage before we arrived at Perth, with transit guards in hot (delayed) pursuit. This doesn’t have the couchette cachet, but I see that post has crept into 19th spot on the all-time most popular list. I doubt it will knock off ‘Our Nikki”, though.

This sums up the resources boom. I believe this is what Boomers refer to as a muscle car.

Political muscle? I know where I’ll be in October: Maylands (not Mt Lawley). I’ll be hearing from “the worlds foremost political analysts” Ian R Crane.

According to his website, Ian “…is an ex-oilfield executive who now lectures, writes and broadcasts on the geo-political webs that are being spun; with particular focus on US Hegemony and the NWO agenda for control of global resources”. TWOP hails his visit, as we have resources and are booming.

Ian’s shtick is “…focuses his attention and research on the geopolitical arena but has a deep personal interest in folklore, mythology and the cosmological belief systems of ancient and indigenous cultures. In fact, it is Ian’s research and understanding of these systems and beliefs which provides him with a unique insight into the unfolding global drama providing the catalyst for humanity’s evolution into a new plane of existence (Homo Luminous?)”.

Hooley dooley! I was convinced by the wet dream of the hidden controllers, but Homo Luminous hits the hegemony mark for me.

See you at The Rise on Eighth Avenue, October 27 or 28, after you buy $65 tix from Kalki Movies on 9756 1500.

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15 Responses to Outrage Sunday 60 Cranes, trains & automobiles

  1. NF#1 says:

    And the plane? RIPOFF!


  2. Snuff says:

    Would that be tepid pursuit, then ? Lukewarm ? Room temperature ?


  3. The Legend 101 says:

    What the hell is that person doing in the train?


  4. NF#1 says:

    For DC

    It takes more than small change, the prophet explained
    Surviving the coming strife
    His Akashic record contains twelve counts of fraud
    But of course from a former life

    Trust me I’m holy, he speaks to your folly
    Grown giddy at reason’s retreat
    Om money padme is all you can now say
    Blessed after kissing his feet

    The mystery he smiled at your inner child
    His yelping and self helping books
    Said you have the gift and despite that short shrift
    On account of your star sign and looks

    If talent you squander maybe better to ponder
    The collective unconsciousness
    You can do so alone from the comfort of home
    Where no one will fondle your breasts

    For no doubt outer space is a treacherous place
    With its rays and its greys and worse
    Cosmic seas roil yet a hat of tinfoil
    Protects all apart from your purse

    But what the bleep do I know of the great secret show
    I’m no wiser for spurning the Truthers
    And nor am I rich for not buying the kitsch
    Damnation of fools and loosers


    • rottobloggo says:



      • skink says:

        I’m looking forward to all the Jews being abducted by aliens during the opening ceremony of the Olympics while the Red Arrows perform overhead.
        That’ll beat the crap out of all that synchronised gymnastic flagwaving crap they did at Beijing.

        by my estimate that atom bomb is going off in Bermondsey, which is not a bad thing

        is that beardy bloke related to Andy Kadir-Buxton?


        • rottobloggo says:

          Unlikely, skink: if you’d bothered to look at Mr Crane’s website you’d have seen he is lecturing TODAY on ‘The Occult Significance of the London XXX 2012 Olympics’.

          Unfortunately for TWOP readers the lecture is in Brighton.


    • billoslatter says:

      Too many planets in Scorpio.


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