Suck my City link

I received ten (count ’em) submissions last night, each with definite merit, but I had to go Pete F. again. What else could illustrate the Worst that is *puke* Perth City Link then this abortion which consumes both proponent and agitateur? What knobhead approved the phallic billboard? But also what knobhead etched a failed anarchy symbol on the billboard? How could this total obscenity be touted as an improvement on the sadly demolished Entertainment Centre? In essence, everyone aside TWOP contributors is a complete and utter knob.The whole development is a total disaster from the idiotic Perth Stadium, which, every time I go past it seems to have gone backwards in development. There is LESS done every day. How long does it take for those two (count ’em) poor cunts to clad an entire monstrosity six times? And the only oppostion is dickheads who can’t even draw an anarchy symbol. Fuck me down dead Perth. You are all useless cunts. Whether you llike it or not.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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10 Responses to Suck my City link

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    “Sadly demolished Entertainment Centre”? Give me a break.


    • Great building, great memories for thousands of people and guaranteed better than replacement.


      • orbea says:

        someone in Cottesloe found an old copy of adbusters


      • Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

        The Ent Cent was sub-economic 20 years ago. The only reason it wasn’t demolished sooner was Channel 7 and Kerry Stokes land banking it and trying to embarrass the State government into paying over the odds for the site. Meanwhile concert promoters and major acts have routinely bypassed Perth for years.

        The only person sorry to see it go was Fat Cat and he’s gone tits up since then too.


        • They’re not suddenly going to start to come because we have a new shed – unless you count George Michael. Many more will be sad to see it go than those happy to see abortions current and planned for its replacement.


  2. pete says:

    Is it an anarchy symbol or are they awarding their penmanship top marks? Ignoring the mixed case sillyness they’ve introduced at the end, that’s some nice can/brush control.


  3. Methinky says:

    All I can say is that if I see a guy with a dick under a tree I dont throw children at him.


  4. Hovean says:

    She’s trying to lob the child onto the engorged member – look what happens to family fun when the boundaries are confused.


  5. The Legend 101 says:

    Did they domilish the ugly square building, yaaaaaaaaaaaay!


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