Outrage Sunday 71 pool of poofterism

Posted on September 23, 2012 by rottobloggo

Our old friend Ray Abs Conder is back! Mind you, he never really went away. His letter in this week’s Voice is superlative. “Bunch of poofters…expose yourselves…pool of poofterism”.

Some don’t write letters – they advertise. It’s a long way from the pink pavements of Mt Lawley to Wongan Hills.

No matter where you are, there’s always some clown nearby – even (especially?) Noranda.

Mind you, Abs’ suspicions the ‘diss and environs are a cess pit could be well-founded. I’m indebted to The Cott Kid for this ATM atrocity.

Finally, I’m pleased to report one of my submissions (the fourth?) was deemed blogworthy by TBOUQM. Morley goes international! I like to watch things on TV.

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Weekend Worstoff 219

Posted on September 22, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Golden Boy cries “fucking outrage” as Bubby J is knocked off from Pemberton nativity.
Joel T asks, “Who is Foyle Villas?” and is his name too grand for crappy Bayswater units?
Suburban Ninja wonders if the waters of Claisebrook Inlet are somehow connected to the ABC toilet system.
And Sylvia S. saw the circle of life in Mullaloo – Ciggies and sex. Or more likely sex and ciggies.
Worst well.

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Chicken Threat

Posted on September 21, 2012 by AHC McDonald

By Mike K. As a potential employee, I’d be less worried about violent customers than by the fact that the capitals and underlining indicate that a serial laminator may be in charge. Dropping in a resume IS A PRIVILEGE NOT A RIGHT! Bull Creek.

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Open House Perth

Posted on September 20, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Thanks for the numerous people that have sent me the link to Open House Perth. I have signed up of course. I hope many worsters will sign up for behind the scenes looks at some of Perth’s finest – and also shittiest buildings and review them for here if they do. Obviously give the design studios a miss *larf* though. Some locations are by booking only, and a ballot for those opens in October. If enough FOTWOP (Friends of twop) see places, particularly the new ones, might do a week of the reviews.

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A lot of people is going to die New York

Posted on September 20, 2012 by AHC McDonald

More travelling worst of Perthers, again from New York but this time from Tristan C. Incredible sinister tennis poster, with superb torn mouth screaming horror as well as either a terrorist threat, eco whining or a psychic with a very slow connection making a 9-11 prediction. Nice to see that the grammar nazi has chosen to annoy this incipient serial killer/terrorist/ psychic by correcting their spelling.

The second piece is a classic example of New York cock graffiti. Remember, Perth style is generally disembodied cock, while NY style is more often penis about to ravage the mouth of a photo model. Anyway, nice use of the melon ball. Whether it was necessary to write testicle on it as well..? I guess you gotta give NYC the benefit.

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Mint Dali

Posted on September 19, 2012 by AHC McDonald

B saw this strange scene outside the Perth Mint. B called mullet, but I thought flattie. Someone will know. But nobody will know why one was lurking outside the mint. One of our many seafood mysteries malfunctions on the streets of worst Perth.

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A past you can believe in

Posted on September 18, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Ahhh! James N. finds a Mt. Lawley billboard being scraped back through the years to reveal a Pizza Showtime ad. Hope against hope that there’s a Peter (Smooth Pierre) Dowding “Labor, a future you can believe in!” poster still waiting for the paint scraper to reveal.

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You CAN nurry love

Posted on September 17, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Does this explain the success of the All Blacks? Or perhaps the accent? Surely even New Zealand schoolboys have better things to do than flick each other’s testicles – for fun. Maybe they never properly read the rules for conkers. Or marbles? Or yo-yos? The article could have done with Outrage’s writing style though. There’s no “black and blue balls” for a start. Sent by Nate. Another TWOPer travelling the world. From Hawke’s Bay Today.

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Flapjack

Posted on September 17, 2012 by AHC McDonald

I had to check with Tullio that he/she wasn’t joking that these were made by Murdoch Wimmin’s Collective (or similar). Apparently they were. Well. Cool.

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Outrage Sunday FIFOnation

Posted on September 16, 2012 by rottobloggo

I’m grateful to David ‘Jezza’ Bell for the first four pics. WA is turning into a gaint Airstrip One, where Cessnas disgorge flouro-vested workers who dream of guitar-shaped barbeques.

Maths was never my best subject, but if the artwork is $250, and the shoot is $69, then the hair and make up must be $230, yes? These figures are comfortably within the FIFO Pert CPI, if so.

As the FIFOisation of the nation occurs, so does the degradation of the language. No free range nonsense – those are cage eggs.

The FIFO younglings husband their energy and demand to be towed around the zoo.

The adults steer their Montereys to Rottnest and hunt quokkas for sport.

Catch you over Eggs Benno in the Chestnut Tree Cafe!

 

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