Outrage Sunday 23 the ultimate

Cottesloe, and the apogee of Western civilisation thanks to the resources boom. Optional apostrophe-abusing wok burner $7500.

In Claremont they put Nollamara on a pedestal.

In Guildford they’re concerned with bigger things.

Also in Guildford they’re getting a bit spooky: this scene at the train driver place must be a CHOGM exercise.

The next big thing: steering wheel cover headwear. Fashion maketh the man. My cravat was being dry-cleaned. T-shirt by House of Skink.

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48 Responses to Outrage Sunday 23 the ultimate

  1. WarriorTom says:

    Cock is left unsucked
    But I know you all want it
    You’re gagging for me

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  2. BRIK says:

    Ah I go past that Guildford train training place everyday, I like all the random junk laying in the yard which seems to be an unofficial museum of TransPerth for the last 30 years or so.

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  3. WAtching says:

    Is that John Bono Butlers barbeque?

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  4. Snuff says:

    Nice registered lawn. Range includes the Robert Hicks Rolly, Wanker, Hemi and Hipster.

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  5. langhorne says:

    Perth is a foreign country…

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  6. DudeCloverdale says:

    Its for training the train gurads to aim their pepper spray straight (At Guilford).

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  7. skink says:

    reminds me of my favourite incident with the rail police. I was on a late train and there was a drunk making noise. Two transport officers tried to control him and when he told them where to go they arrested him. He shouted at them:

    ‘You can’t arrest me. You’re not real pigs.
    You’re just cunts, dressed up like pigs.’

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  8. orbea says:

    Enders gets a mention in this story.
    “I thought it was in a safe position because it’s heavily lit. It don’t like leaving my car anywhere but I thought Mt Lawley was a good suburb,” Mr Sage said.
    “Since then, it’s affected my habits, I’ve never been back to Mt Lawley. Why would you go there when you could become a victim?

    .

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    • Rolly says:

      Probably angry that he can’t get a decent pay rise, while these rip-off merchants spend their ill-gotten gains on expensive toys.

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  9. The Legend 101 says:

    Merry Christmas!

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