Cottesloe, and the apogee of Western civilisation thanks to the resources boom. Optional apostrophe-abusing wok burner $7500.
In Claremont they put Nollamara on a pedestal.
In Guildford they’re concerned with bigger things.
Also in Guildford they’re getting a bit spooky: this scene at the train driver place must be a CHOGM exercise.
The next big thing: steering wheel cover headwear. Fashion maketh the man. My cravat was being dry-cleaned. T-shirt by House of Skink.
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Cock is left unsucked
But I know you all want it
You’re gagging for me
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a bored onanist
seems auto fellatio’s
obvious answer
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one line joke.
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Ah I go past that Guildford train training place everyday, I like all the random junk laying in the yard which seems to be an unofficial museum of TransPerth for the last 30 years or so.
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Is that John Bono Butlers barbeque?
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Or possibly Lucky Oceans’s.
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I bet both of them want my hat.
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You take a pic with a steering wheel cover on your head, and consider it appropriate content for this august journal of record? Will you have a pen up your nose next week, or go straight to the crotch shot?
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I though it was an affront to Jesus, ie a “soft” crown of thorns.
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By jove you’re right. And just before Jesusween. For shame.
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Crown of dags?
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How could I have taken the pic?
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yes, he was too busy shooting his own urine in the nollamara.
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…and taking a photo of it,
Click to access Urine%20Chart%20for%20Hot%20Tips.pdf
needs to drink more water
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We used to have a Nollamara toilet pedestal—in fashionable for 1966 lilac—at my Dad’s old house, in adjacent Balcatta.
But then again it wouldn’t be out of order to shit on Nollamara!
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Dept of Planning and the Shitty of Stirling are doing just that.
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Oh, so it’s Krazy Kym’s fault is it? Take some responsibility man!
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Spot the lemon
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Nice registered lawn. Range includes the Robert Hicks Rolly, Wanker, Hemi and Hipster.
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What the hell is a ‘registered lawn’?? (it doesn’t Google)
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You have to Woogle it.
There are thousands in Teh Pert: verges with dead/dying grass where parking is forbidden by a Registered Lawn sign.
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6+ pages of TWoP “registered lawn” results here.
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Self referential results that don’t provide a definition. A search of Perth City Council provides no information. “Registered lawn’ is a TWOP invention, I suspect.
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It was adequately explained. Manhattes Bartender asked the same question.
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Looser (NO OFFENCE)
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Not a TWOP invention. I got yelled at by some old cunt when I parked on his verge (like everyone else was doing on other peoples verges all along the street) on my way to an xmas party in some god forsaken northern suburb 2 or 3 years ago. He told me clearly that I couldn’t park there because it was a registered lawn. I told him it was a verge covered in shitty bricks and he should put up a sign if he didn’t want any parking there, and was about to tell him to fuck off back into his house to enjoy some cat food when Mrs BT suggested that we just move the car and leave my ugly American performance for another day.
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Registered lawns have been a ‘feature’ of perth lawns for at least thirty years that I know of
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How do I get my lawn registered?
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Item list:
computer and printer.
laminator
Register your cotton socks off Adele Carles styleee
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a good dose of roundup will start the process.
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It does google. perth registered lawns link back here Nos 1,2,3 top results.
registered lawns gets no 1 position for post “Registered Wankers.”
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I claim starting the reportage of ‘Registered Lawns’ on TWOPerth with this post.
https://theworstofperth.com/2009/12/07/registered-wankers/
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It doesn’t say it straight out what they are though I have to admit.
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Perth is a foreign country…
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Either you bring the parking to Perth or you bring Perth to the parking.
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Its for training the train gurads to aim their pepper spray straight (At Guilford).
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Indeed it is!
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the gurads need to shown not to aim at gonads
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The ex rail cop at work tells me that, they can not use an aerosaol pepper spray for fear it will permeate the airconditiong system on a train, thus they use a gel like product.
The problem is the bad guys scopp it off their face and throw it back to the producer.
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feces in one hand, pepper gel in the other. Sounds like armadale line.
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And to think that in ’66 it was so charming.
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Ahh, hanging to get to Armadale for a steaming cup of Bovril.
Must have been around Spring that photo, given the adjacent registered lawn in the background, verdant with capeweed.
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pepper spray bukakke? next stop maddington
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reminds me of my favourite incident with the rail police. I was on a late train and there was a drunk making noise. Two transport officers tried to control him and when he told them where to go they arrested him. He shouted at them:
‘You can’t arrest me. You’re not real pigs.
You’re just cunts, dressed up like pigs.’
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Enders gets a mention in this story.
“I thought it was in a safe position because it’s heavily lit. It don’t like leaving my car anywhere but I thought Mt Lawley was a good suburb,” Mr Sage said.
“Since then, it’s affected my habits, I’ve never been back to Mt Lawley. Why would you go there when you could become a victim?
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Probably angry that he can’t get a decent pay rise, while these rip-off merchants spend their ill-gotten gains on expensive toys.
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Merry Christmas!
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