Tag Archives: new zealand

Lickerland

To Na Zillun, and the sleepy town of Tirau (pop. 800), where they have the largest corrugated iron sheepdog in the world. “Tirau has a wonderfully unique Information Centre housed in a building in the shape of a dog, which … Continue reading

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You CAN nurry love

Does this explain the success of the All Blacks? Or perhaps the accent? Surely even New Zealand schoolboys have better things to do than flick each other’s testicles – for fun. Maybe they never properly read the rules for conkers. Or … Continue reading

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Babydoll

I don’t know. These Kiwis seem to revel in their sheep rooting reputations. You name your sheep Babydoll? And I just don’t think you should be mentioning that they are shitting around your vines as fertiliser on the actual bottle. … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 163

Ralf Hebecker, the German designer/academic behind Ugly New Zealand, tells me that German has a word for our kind of activity – Nestbeschmutzer “fouling ones own nest”. he has produced a lovely graphical illustration and suggests we form a powerful … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 139

Two by Rehana. Feel the style and the brutality.Rob C likes the new look refreshment centre at Warwick Train Station. Looks like a bottled water selling machine. Suck on that irony water machine.Yoriks saw this next to a “Reception Donga” … Continue reading

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Ride the wild octopus

Oh, sorry. It was a get up at 4am catch buses and trains and planes sort of day, and the worst I scheduled didn’t appear for some reason. In lieu of, let me post a not worst by Cameron Zombie … Continue reading

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No good beer

Timaru. Actually has been an explosion of Microbreweries. Lots of good stuff. Unaccountably some people still drinking Speights and Tui.

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Shaky Snaky

From Arthurs Pass Otira gorge lookout, New Zealand. Some international penis worst from the shaky isles. A worst by Coprosma. Glad to see I got sent some Kiwi cock without having to search for it. Not sure about the 027. … Continue reading

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Post Earthquake

Greg O contributes a letterbox from his own street (which he declines to name) in Christchurch. Unfortunately some of Christchurch’s worst buildings were undamaged by the earthquake, including this and the casino. Let me also including a shot from a … Continue reading

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Apple and Eve

Open letter to New Zealand apple producers. PLEASE devastate our local apple industry. West Australian apple producers and sellers are relying on bogus protectionism to continue serving up fifth rate apples to Perth consumers. We are begging for fantastic New … Continue reading

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