I had to check with Tullio that he/she wasn’t joking that these were made by Murdoch Wimmin’s Collective (or similar). Apparently they were. Well. Cool.
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You’re gunna be whacked with the hegemony stick again.
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Gives me a chance to post this Greer gold,
http://www.watoday.com.au/entertainment/books/her-twist-in-the-knickers-20120914-25wyh.html?fb_action_ids=10151159013064592&fb_action_types=og.recommends&fb_source=aggregation&fb_aggregation_id=288381481237582
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“Wolf is not simply incurably heterosexual, she is also monogamous, if serially. For her, the exploration of sexual pleasure has to take place within the couple, and is so essentially domestic that the male’s folding of a load of laundry will bring on lordosis in his female partner.”
Outstanding.
Read more: http://www.watoday.com.au/entertainment/books/her-twist-in-the-knickers-20120914-25wyh.html#ixzz26gESBdl1
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Lordosis, you say??
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Halit’s brother.
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and consort to Lady Osis
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Something about back doors that was humorous I recall.
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Cunt. “A magical word”.
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if Germaine’s going to rehabilitate that word, what are we going to call Paul Murray?
he immediately came to mind when she suggested ‘The Anus: a biography’
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When the call goes out for a splenetic nutter on Q&A it goes something like this. Is a comment needed on say Cubbie Station ………..queue Bubnury Joist. Julia’s Arse ………… where’s Germ’s mobile.?
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I’m assuming there wasn’t a line at the sausage sizzle?
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Gives a new probably old meaning to the term “clambake”.
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jam filling?
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Curtin and Murdoch are running the banksia monologues too I see.
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Murdoch has the biggest cuntus in the cuntry according to the ads on bus shelters.
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So now we’ve come full circle back to “Alan’s” cuntini.
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I can hear the hubbub from the Wimmin’s studies department from this part of the campus : Yells of unscientific , self Help ! ,biased and I’ll kick your flaps in.
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“Wolf does Skype a tantric guru in north London. He gives intimate “Loving Touch” massages. Or what we might call Happy Endings.”
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Judging by the angle, I’m guessing this pic was snapped very surreptitiously, and rather nervously, lest the snapper (heh) be kicked to death by comfortable shoes.
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Shoes? When I worked at Murdoch there were no shoes.
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Snapper here.
I asked before snapping one off and encouraged to snap away. I did buy a cup-cake (at $2.50, I thought it was a bit steep – CWA are cheaper).
For an extra $1 I could have had a likeness of external female genitalia painted on my face. I declined.
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do you really want a cwa vagina cupcake?
think about it.
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It needed a bloody good ironing…
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…or a seeing to
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Like a canned ham dropped from the 23rd floor of the Bankwest tower.
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Declined?!!!
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Honestly Tullio him/herself is more than enough cunt without the facial tatt.
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hahaha, i made those :) the left anyway
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It’s simply the Murdoch Women’s Collective, and we’re advertising for the play, “The Vagina Monologues” on the 21st and 22nd of September. Should come watch, cupcakes are the tip of the iceberg. Just saying.
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Surely a TWOP review is required?
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Why has the wimmin been dropped? Wo-men jst seems patronising. Like calling Tendulkar The Little Master.
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Biology ladies. The cakes were vulvas.
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As a male, I can assure you that ‘vagina’ encompasses the entire front bit between navel and mid-thigh.
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And as a metrosexual you could knit one.
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Goto bed Janice.
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Is this supposed to be a bad thing because I think that vaginas are pretty awesome, especially in cupcake form.
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Search term today.
perth traffic police biggest cunts
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not photos of Kate Middleton’s tits ?
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This is just the advance guard, expect a whole cuntingent before the end of the week:
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