Weekend Worstoff 219

Golden Boy cries “fucking outrage” as Bubby J is knocked off from Pemberton nativity.
Joel T asks, “Who is Foyle Villas?” and is his name too grand for crappy Bayswater units?
Suburban Ninja wonders if the waters of Claisebrook Inlet are somehow connected to the ABC toilet system.
And Sylvia S. saw the circle of life in Mullaloo – Ciggies and sex. Or more likely sex and ciggies.
Worst well.

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25 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 219

  1. pete says:

    Technically you shouldn’t be adding Jesus to the manager until Christmas Day anyway. So if you’re baby Jesus is getting nicked before then, there’s no one to blame but yourself but apparently he goes missing a lot.

    http://www.christianpost.com/news/saving-jesus-gps-tracks-stolen-jesus-figurines-from-nativity-scenes-63894/

    They reckon the police have all sorts of trouble trying to track him down though. You think you’re on the trail of Jesus and his kidnapper but then you get to the beach the trail vanishes. All of a sudden there’s only one set of bloody footprints.

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  2. orbea says:

    Claisebrook source of Eoin Cameron copy revealed

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  3. NF#1 says:

    Best WWO in ages.

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  4. rottobloggo says:

    Number 22,
    No room for meat at villa:
    25+1.

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  5. Anonymous says:

    Jesus has gone the same way as the xxxxx prosecution.

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  6. Who’s the dude next to Mary holding the bludgeoning tool and the rather fetching pointy gold shoes? That hand sincerely on heart fools no one. I recon he did it.

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  7. bloodredninja says:

    Isn’t that an ass? Joseph appears to be missing – gone to the pub/centrelink/used donkey yard? Or took a dive into the offerings of biscuits surrounding the straw.

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  8. Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    Picture #3 is incredible. It’s like a transposition of the opening scene of Labrynth with Jennifer Connelly running through a elegant and picturesque park with the later sequence at the Bog of Eternal Stench.

    And yes, I am a Muppet.

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  9. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    I’m buying my myrrh online this year. Sucked in Harvey Norman.

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