You CAN nurry love

Does this explain the success of the All Blacks? Or perhaps the accent? Surely even New Zealand schoolboys have better things to do than flick each other’s testicles – for fun. Maybe they never properly read the rules for conkers. Or marbles? Or yo-yos? The article could have done with Outrage’s writing style though. There’s no “black and blue balls” for a start. Sent by Nate. Another TWOPer travelling the world. From Hawke’s Bay Today.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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4 Responses to You CAN nurry love

  1. Snuff says:

    “Last term, we called all of the boys together and male staff members, and made it clear that such behaviour is unacceptable in any shape or form.”

    “We have not come across any students punching each other.”

    So that leaves …

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  2. rottobloggo says:

    Lawrence ‘Sac Tap’ Gullery is no Outrage Cohen…

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  3. RubyRuby says:

    “My door is open” – surely a closed door would discourage surprise attacks better?

    I’m sure I’ve seen this game played at the South Perth Bowls Club.

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