Wild Esperance

What are they saying here? That if you decide to waste another 4 hours once you’ve passed Albany Wave Rock you might…what? Get some from a “wild” older woman covered in flowers? What is going on here? How would this image attract anyone to Esperance? It makes no sence! By Eddie. First they don’t want our city oozings, and now they’re…actually I don’t know what they are doing. I don’t want it in any case. They had me at cousin marrying.  I’ll leave others to visit the undoubtedly half arsed websites. esp

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crash blossom

“Risible attempt at punning by the West’s online headline writers,” Bento fumes. “They do realise a novel is a very specific type of fictional book, don’t they?”

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icooon

By Pete F. Kwinarnia.icooonOn a gold Palcon. Nice.

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Wrapped

Yeah, I’m a big rap for wrapped willie graff. By Yorik.wrapped Canning Vale.

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amused but confused

Golden Rule #8 for young reporters: read the archives before you file. That might have saved Inside Cover in today’s West some egg on face. The reporter is “amused but confused” by a strange boat on the Swan earlier this month. If only she had read the West of December 15-16 2012, where Alex Forrest said an earlier report was one of his motoring highlights of the year – and found the information to clear up the confusion.

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It’s something gone mad

Is this political correctness gone mad or is it OHS gone mad? It’s something gone mad, that’s all I know. Seen at The Windsor Hotel by The Colour H. I think it’s quite a classy urinal. wet

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Outrage Sunday 85 Geo-Engineering

This is the perfect architectural design for our troubled times. You surveil the sheople through your toughened-glass slit while the invisible tinfoil on the palm tree deflects guv’mint attempts at thought control. This is somewhere on the fringes of south Nollamara.

architectureThis is the perfect summation of our troubled times: a lazy, late-in-the-day, chemtrail-hazy bit of lawlessness in Mosman Park.aud2i

This is the perfect illustration of what we had, and what was taken from us: before the military-industrial complex force-fed us foreign lager with 5% chemtrail residue content, we had our pure local drops made from the urine of virgin quokkas.

beeerI hope TLA can shake off his mojito fug soon, because I won’t be able to moderate comments today. I will be at the epic march on Parliament of the Australian Geo-Engineering Protest. Interestingly, we are starting from Parliament and going to the Murray Street mall (Or Queen Street), instead of the other way around. “We hope you can join us in bringing a loud and clear message to the State & Federal Governments that the public are Awake and we are Aware. Please note these are to be peaceful non violent protests which will follow the Guidelines of Protesting as set out under State Law. We hope you can join us in raising awareness to the Geo-Crime that is being perpetrated above our heads on a daily basis. We are peaceful citizens who just want answers to what we are witnessing daily, Our demand is that the government comes clean on its Geo-Engineering/Chemtrail programs and advises the public of what is going on.”

One of the organisers had this very sage advice: “Just a suggestion to anyone attending, to be cautious with reporters, most are not going to be supportive.” Yeah: THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON ON EARTH IS THE HUMAN SOUL ON FIRE.187764_364511066971443_1075225977_n

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Weekend Worstoff 235

Andrew P. noted this in East Victoria Park, I’m guessing on Bourbon Street. Dinosaur carrying Singapore’s version of Emu Export. I’m sure we’ve asked the question about why Tiger beer is so bad in the past. I’m sure there must have been a South Australian or a New Zealander involved in the original recipe. And does that sign say “Buskers Wanted”? That’s not a phrase you hear often.week235dino
Some multi worsting sign work from Pete F.week235sign
And he also pointed out that Hobart has a worse scene for crews and bunches than we do. week235crew
And Luke notes that Willie Porteous is moving into the Sinagra area.week235re
Worst well.

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the inmates can’t wait

Thanks Johnny Charlie.

heroin

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Take your fart with you

Well it is Woolstores after all. farting-ticket(1)Moffs in the Gee.

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