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Outrage Sunday 118 Aliens Ate My Chemtrails

Rob Hartland is onto something. He records UFOs from his Darlington balcony. He estimates some of them travel at nearly 16,700kph. Why are they here? “It is possible that craft like these are cleaning up or neutralising the chemical/biological agents … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 98 Classified Files

The much-vaunted free bread was thin on the Jamie’s Kitchen table last night. There was apostrophe abuse, though.“Gotcha!”, our balcony-strutting colleague Bento thought when he got this. “They will be grateful after tapping into my expertise. Before you know it … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 85 Geo-Engineering

This is the perfect architectural design for our troubled times. You surveil the sheople through your toughened-glass slit while the invisible tinfoil on the palm tree deflects guv’mint attempts at thought control. This is somewhere on the fringes of south … Continue reading

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