Inside the Liberal team

That’s the kind of voice in your team that would make your eyes water. By The Grey Gonad. Churchlands. New York style. Looks a little like Lleyton Hewitt. Now he is a knobhead. Sean is no Emo Simpkins though.seanlestrange

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Washing Lane

This is not the vibrancy you were looking for. Go about your business. Seriously, who chucks in a fucking saxophone player as a positive? If there’s a saxaphone nearby, let alone a couple standing next to bricks, count me out. How about bagpipes to really get the shoppers in? More small bars by the way. And apartments named Zen.washing-lane

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the best and the worst

A double-page spread of art in today’s West! But there is a downside: the Flangemaster and skink say their pics appear in the report, without attribution. Perhaps there is some mistake: I can’t imagine a news behemoth like The West Australian publishing the pics of others without attribution or even seeking permission. I have emailed Yartz Editor Stephen Bevis for clarification. I wonder what TLA and skink would have charged to have their work published in the daily newspaper of record?

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Death to the Teddies

This sinister tableau is near Donnybrook. Why? Who knows. Where bad teddies go to be executed for their crimes. By Andrew P. teddies

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The Asia Beat

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Australian Millionaire Dick Smith, has hit back at exotic foreign foods, developing a range of pizzas that have a kangaroo tail embedded in the crust. “I saw an ad for a pizza that had frankfurter sausage in the crust, and it just made my blood boil,” Smith told The Asia Beat. “Why are we having German based sausages in our pizza crusts when Aussie kangaroo tails are lean, low fat and healthy?” Mr. Smith, a passionate advocate for all things Australian and whose company produces a big range of Australian food products is also experimenting with kangaroo pouch pizza pockets. roo2

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Gerro

By Steve. I detect the dead hand of Mainy. Or the souls of the Sydney. gero

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Moma

Was at the Art Gallery the other night for opening of Views of New York exhibition.Beautiful photos from all the masters. However, worst wise there was a bench you could sit on and have a photo taken of yourself pretending to be in NY, and a nice board where you could put up dumbarse town planning aspirations for Perth. All very unnecessary, as the exhibition was wonderful in itself. I did also like people taking colour phone shots of black and white prints.moma1moma2
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Outrage Sunday 86 testaclese

Rubbed fixies with young and old (TLA was also there) creative artsy types at Fringe World on Friday night. A big crowd drinking outdoors in the breeze, posing and gossiping, going across to the New York pictures, and no anti-social behaviour: nah, it’ll never catch on. This is Perth, after all. And stop drinking that New Zealand sav blanc.

testacleseThis is Teh Pert we know and love: dead on the Midland line. What do you expect if you don’t buy a ticket?

roach2roach1A rare Not Worst from Pete F: he spotted this Patrick White homage in Sydderney/Taswegia. If only the great man were alive and living in Hilbert, Whitby, or Lexia: we sorely need A Morality Play for the Times.

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Australia Day 2013

Perfect for Australia Day/Invasion Day. A merchant of death. Another foreign palm comes to take our land and culture. With added Belltower. By Alex. Have a great day patriots. I have seen fewer car flags this year.week236palm

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A butcher’s hook

Katherine T. asks if this calendar is worst. Yes. It’s horrible. I raise you no funds butchers. butchers

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