7 pm last night, we got an emergency call from Arts Minister John Day (of the dead). He said the swing was on and we were to destroy all arts infrastructure before Labor could get their hands on it. I managed to smash the Jack Healy Centre piano just in time. If SDTT thinks Alannah will be tickling these ivories, Dream on sweetie. 
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Give us a break .
Goose Egg Day wouldnt have had the gumption to make such a call even when he still had a job .
Now that he s retired nothing except a special , substantial ex gratia can ever induce him to contemplate pulling his finger out .
You just like ( with reason ) destroying parlour uprights .
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If Kalamunda Amateur Dramatics think they will be putting on “Mikado one”, then they had better think again.
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On cue Beth Hiatt doing her best fake news to suck up to the new regime and undermine Perth Mod. Just like she undermined the ornamental fish pond at UWA when she was an anarchist.
Miners are watching for directions from the new Minister. When Moore was Minister he issued a directive to ‘clear the backlog’ of leases held by small independent miners so the big boys could pick them up. His department used/colluded with the Native Title Tribunal to do this. Moore’s directive is still working it’s way through the system. It’s how the Corporate State works – big stakeholders collude to advance their interests.
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Labor wont do any better , i fear …
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WA s answer to the american sub-prime crisis : cheap pruppity rights for those with cash !
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I thought the city school sounded pretty good.
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How do we describe WA now, with our new Tea-towel overlord?
Markkistan? McGowanup? Markkagoon?
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Alt-left
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Cockgowan.
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Greater Rockingham.
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I was hoping for something zippier.
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Revenge of the swinging pig
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McGowanup kinda works.
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Down with that sort of thing.
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A DIY “Strawberry Fields Forever” video could have been in the offing. Except that instead of paint poured over a dismembered piano strung up to a dead oak tree (as per The Beatles’ groundbreaking video), perhaps you could’ve been pouring John Day’s blood and Kill ‘Em insecticide all over it, all the while John Day’s At An End’s political (if not physical) corpse could be swinging from a bough of jarrah. Or off a coci (I’m sure there’s a few around in Kalamunda).
It’d be a great video, I’m sure a hit in Markistan Central I would venture…
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how long before McGowan puts his glasses back on and realises he’s been standing next to Alannah, not his wife, for the last six weeks?
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The political theatre at the Jack Healy continues , sans piano, with a revival of “Hair”.
“Hail the sunshine ,let the sunshine on my bowl cut , yeah baby hair, hair , hair”
Now that Lannie McT has been bizarrely cast in the role of Minister for Rurotards , how long will it be before the Mining Tax rears its ugly head again.
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