The tinderisation of the State election. I wonder why they didn’t hit old Perky of The Greens?? Even smartarses think of them as irrelevant? That’s not good news for them. Actually haven’t heard word one from Perky and the Greens. What’s up with you for Maylands Perks?
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Perks: “Prior to studying Commerce, I pursued my passion for theatre and singing, by completing the Certificate of Musical Theatre at the WA Academy of Performing Arts (WAAPA). I continue to perform in community theatre throughout Perth, with my most recent show performed at the Chrissie Parrott Arts Centre in Maylands being nominated for seven community theatre awards. I love the teamwork that goes into the development of theatre and I appreciate its ability to provide social commentary on the important issues of the day.”
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Should be a walk up start for Sneakers the Musical.
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Perky will need a practical job like community theatre to fall back on if politics doesn’t work out.
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I came for her Polonius. I stayed for her Hedda.
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Feel a bit sorry for ole Perky. Not even worth vandalising.
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https://perthartslive.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/caroline-perks-as-yvonne-atkins.jpg?w=200&h=300
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Well they are all fitting into their stereotypes : Lisa Baker with her k.d. lang haircut , and Amanda Madden (sic) looking like the idiot offspring of the rich who’s decided that teaching is neither rewarding nor nasty enough.
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Barnett Bumboy!
Actually doesn’t Labor hate the Greens more than the bong banners?
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There’s another billboard around—can’t remember if it’s on Teh Arrondissement, but it’s somewhere where the boundaries for the electorates of Maylands and Mt Lawley interface…that’s right, Walter Road near Grand Prom—that features both the current member for the latter, Michael Sutherland, and the candidate for the former, Amanda Madden. And boy, what a pair of prize fops: he looks like a craggy, cut-price version of Lord Downer (Couldn’t quite imagine him wearing fishnets and if he did, strewth!), whereas she looks, in that photo, almost like a female answer to Austin Powers with the glasses she wore on that other image and slightly crooked teeth (she’d be the Goldmember Who Shagged The Worker Sideways).
I’ll see if I can get a picture later today and post. But no cutesies between Craggy Lord Downer and Pastor Britza, though you do see Sutherland posters within the Morley electorate.
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Mt lawley is an odd shaped electorate.
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She’s the next Hugh Jackman. Better than Barney? You Bet!
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I’d rather vote for Trump than a Strumpet.
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I would like to see one example each if red cross-shaped and green heart-shaped titties in real life
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Does Lannie need her Photoshopped corflutes if she in the Upper House or just sail straight in on the ALP ticket?
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Lib candidate for Kwinana, former member of ALA
‘This episode follows on from the sudden resignation of Bianca Talbot on July 8, after a spat with Guild President Raeesah Khan on the Women’s Collective closed Facebook group.’
https://metior.com.au/2015/08/10/murdoch-womens-collective-in-leadership-meltdown/
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SHAG Week!
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Wot?
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Its coming down to four seats (Joondalup , Southern River , Bicton and Kalamunda) , so come on all you Barnett bum boys and get behind the Liberal’s stellar cast , especially John Day
https://thewest.com.au/politics/state-election-2017/liberals-last-hope-ng-b88400261z
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Frank’s plan is working. He did have a plan didn’t he?
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There can be no true beauty without decay.
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John Day has a name you know.
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Don’t blow your cover Frank. Sneakers isn’t over the line yet.
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The title SDTT is preferred here. Sneakers sounds like a nickname he gave himself and begged people to use.
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Like meatloaf through the straw, so are the days of our lives.
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‘John Day has a name you know.’
We call him Ol’ Back in the Day.
‘Finally towards the end of 1902, the Government agreed to purchase the Rail line, with the matter concluded the following year. In 1903 the line was taken over by the Western Australian Government Railways and became known as the Upper Darling Range Branch, which ran until 1949 when it was closed by Kalamunda MLA John Day.’
Here he is knitting
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What’s the coffee like there?
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Prolly has a rather bitter aftertaste.
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There is no decay without John ‘ Goose Egg ‘ Day … and so therefore no beauty ???
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Searching for the 20% intelligent discussion and insight…
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