I’m half inclined to vote this council election, but in my ward, this bloke seems most likely. I’m not voting for the others. If you’ve been in council for 25 years – no. It’s over. But Jonathan Jones is an architect. I don’t want to vote for him and find he’s a Shedist who has mini-orbed the city from arsehole to breakfast. Can’t find what he has done. Can’t find him anywhere. Unless he is the Jonathan Jones who designed the new Eisteddford Centre in Swansea. Can anyone help me out? Vegan? Bento? Matt (is this Google alert thingy working) Buckels? If someone can point out something he’s done that isn’t standard shithouse Perth architecture, then he’s got my vote.
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I’ve never voted in a council election before, but Dan Bull is getting my cross next to his name. Only because he’s been in Eskimo Joe and Sleepy Jackson. Is enough.
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I don’t get any cool ones. Unless JJ did in fact design Swanseas Eisteddford Centre. I’ve got several have been in the council years – and yet here we are.
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If you are Central, you have to pick 2.
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I’d like each and every one of our local govt. candidates to sign a pledge that she/he brooks no truck with either alternative music or the environment. I’m getting mixed messages from this guy’s ensemble. Could be a Pearl Jam fan. Who may not be alternative.
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very 70’s style….might be a john ‘wad’ holmes afficiando …that would be my guess
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There ya go, no sheds, unless you consider a glowing blue rectangle a shed?
http://www.dca.wa.gov.au/DevelopingArtsandCulture/spaces-and-places/public-art/cultural-centre/ongoing-projects/
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Is that actually him?
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Not 100% sure but that’s the only Jonathan Jones Perth Architect that comes up in google so I just assumed…
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Further investigation says no :(
http://www.jonathanjones.com.au/
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Bummer. I quite liked the idea of an architecture evoking a common memory through the use of blue tarpaulin and fluoro tubes….
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No, but he has certainly been Cr, Stephanie Coates’ architect. There’s a bit of the John Williamsons about him , so prolly employed by Lo-Go out in bumpkinville.
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https://www.facebook.com/JJforBayswater
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Errata : should be
https://www.facebook.com/JJforBayswater-822864747829014/timeline/
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Random capitals and apostrophe abuse: he’s lost my vote (but it explains why he’s got TLA’s).
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The failure to not center align the text in his FB cover photo shits me no end
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Enraging.
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Also note UWA spacing top line third para. Proofing skills not up to scratch.
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Kerning?
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I cannot find my veins !!
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I’m quite bewildered that the question of what buildings this dude has architected has still not been answered. Worked as an architect here and overseas On what? Specifically what?
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well his Facebook page has seen no activity since Sept 1st, so no answers there. Has the oompff gone out of his campaign?
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How can I find me veins ?
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http://perthvoiceinteractive.com/2015/08/28/teacher-architect-in-baysy-races/
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Time for reflection : the eighth anniversary of TWOP. Many mysteries remain : where is Vegan frinstance ? , and whereabouts in Kalamunda is the tilt up ?
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many places. possibly the moors wormhole.
and for the record, i couldn’t find any reliable trace of the candidate.
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*moora
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Moops
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I think I’ll have to x this
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Is anyone here a marine biologist?
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I am.
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Did you get an approach?
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Question asked on his Facebook community site
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No reply as yet!
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Did you ask if he designed the Convention Centre?
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Follow up question
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The question has apparently been deleted from his FB site, although the posts where he describes himself as an Architect remain, unedited.
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Goodness!
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He says he has worked as an architect. He may not be one currently.
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What specifically was the question?
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Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Australian Institute of Architects?
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Are you saying “follow the mini orb ?”
Or
What?
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not the right question.
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Bento – AIA is not really relevant. The question was something like “Are you or have you been registered with the Architects Board of WA”.
TLA – If he was previously registered and is not currently he would likely be on the Non-Practicing register, Which he doesn’t seem to be. So maybe he never was, maybe he was de-registered, maybe he specifically didn’t want to be identified even as a non-practicing Architect….either way it is interesting I think.
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I was only trying to vote for him. Now it’s hard to justify. Particularly with his FB apostrophe faux pas.
“Follow the mini orb…”
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I think I’m just going to throw out my voting forms. This has become too difficult.
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LA that’s how the Nazis took over.
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But surely Speer was registered?
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Email sent to architects board.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruin_value
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Hah Sir Bill ! Let s imagine the Perth Arena , convention centre , or JJ s blue anti – slam enviro performance as ruinen !
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If he’d taken the “Buckels Solution” he might have won a few votes here.
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Did we ever see the Buckels flyer?
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hmmm….seemed like a reasonable comment. Why the xxxx?
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Inappriate Capitalisation on his fb page.
lost my vote.
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JJ likes weimaraners . Or vizslas .
People with a uni degree in architecture are often called architects . But they aren’t allowed to practice independently without some years ‘ internship , successful state board certification exam results , current indemnity insurance , up to date rego fees , CPD and all that good stuff . Institute membership optional .
After 4 years in Perth any thing s possible , even this .
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The architecture board have now updated their web site and have a listing :
http://architectsboard.org.au/
2819 Jones Jonathan Michael Adam Practising
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Huzzah!
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I never doubted him! Jonathan is our man.
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Lol
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Have Pulitzer nominations closed? I guess there is always the union Logie award aka the Walkleys.
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Ok. So now can we get to the built environment he has vibranced?
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There isn’t any , and he is a humourless c,,t so you won’t get a portfolio out of him.
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Well I guess our household can recycle the voting slips then. Couldn’t see anyone worthy.
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What makes it worst is he is a Greenie, as am I , but I can’t stand the humourless variety.
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How do you know he s humourless ?
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Because he hasn’t posted a comment here would be a clue. Unlike Matt Frankie Howerd Buckels. He’d rather have no sense of humour than a whole household of votes.
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An architect (registered) without a sense of humour? Yikes. That’s. Not. Good. Even more essential than a registration.
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