McGowan Finished

I’m calling it here. It’s all over for Mark The Slightly Damp Teatowel McGowan. Alannah is coming back to hang him gently on the dish rack. Her lukewarm support for Teh Towel all but confirms it. “Mark McGowan is a very healthy young man and I have every expectation his health will hold out until the election.”

His health. Ouch.

It’s over. His inability to make any headway against a bumbling government and a total nincompoop of a Premier makes it a surprise he’s lasted this long. FFS he lost ground at the last election. And he’s still mumbling.

At least he’s got his health I guess.

Mr McGowan

 

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64 Responses to McGowan Finished

  1. Snuff says:

    If that’s lukewarm I’d hate to see an icy dagger to the heart. No great loss, apparently.

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    With the State credit rating already cut to AA2 I’m not sure we can afford to have Lannie on the hill for Friday afternoon drinks. Boom town is over.

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  3. Yu you'll g says:

    They gave it a good push downhill by losing Icthys.

    A bus driver told me couple days ago never to let Alannah buy buses. Don’t know why he told me but he said it as if he was an authority on buses.

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  4. you'll get wet says:

    They gave it a good push downhill by losing icthys.
    A bus driver told me couple days ago never to let Alannah buy buses. Don’t know why he told me but he said it as if he was an authority on buses.

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  5. Carey is running in State seat of Perth. Maybe he can topple the teatowel?

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  6. you'll get wet says:

    Demarcation dispute in the New Class jungle. WA ALP clique run by ppl with no productive work skills who did school-uni-politics in WA. Smith is one of them, Teatowel isn’t. Teatowel has no productive work skills and did school-uni in Vic. Then politics. He should be reading Camus’ The Outsider.

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  7. you'll get wet says:

    wa alp my kitchen rules. Teatowel v feather duster. Teatowel cleans up.

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  8. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Il Principe by Sneakers McGowan. Foreword by Brian Burke and Julian Grill.

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