We have unfortunately reached the maximum amount of picture uploads on this site after 8 plus years. There will be an enforced holiday for a few days while I work it out. I may even have to pay good money to entertain youse pigs. :( You can still comment. We are, by the way nearly at 100,000 non spam comments . Meanwhile, you can still be entertained. Word is, the SDTT – The slightly damp tea towel Mark McGowan finally may get the limp offhand execution that this site has called for for years.
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Although it seems nobody is interested in the SDTT’s job.Steven Smith WTF!
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Anything as long as the execrable Barney goes. After that , as they say in the classics , we”ll worry about the details.
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Weren’t you going to run at the next election? Or was that the Senate?
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I called Alannah disgraceful yeserday, so I may have trouble with branch support.
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Put yourself out on a limb, so to speak, Eh??
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what did Alannah do wrong? was your Dubonnet at Swallow not adequately chilled?
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Approving awful refugee policy.
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Shes one of the liars pretending it’s about stopping drownings at sea, when we all know it’s about getting votes from racists.
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well, then she deserved that.
was it to her face, or did you heckle from the back of the crowd?
surely if the state library is preserving this blog for posterity as a work of cultural import, then you should be able to get some sort of public funding for this site?
or at least the library could archive the old shot that nobody looks at any more and you can just retain the popular old posts that get the most google hits – the ones about brothels and dogging.
I am disappointed because I was just about to take a photo of a hideous piece of public art that had just appeared in Maylands by the level crossing as part of that high-rise on the old Ross’s salvage site. It’s a piece of twisted steel that looks like a yellow IUD.
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It will be back in a few days, so keep shooting. Surprisingly, people look at old stuff too. I was thinking I could delete heaps yesterday, but who knows what will be important to future cunts? I could do crowdfunding but can’t be bothered.
To be fair, Alannah only endorses getting votes from racists – “with a heavy heart”.
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Yep, she’s done a couple of things lately that have been disappointing.
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Maybe Labor are slightly better. For the Libs, it’s about getting votes from racists, for Labor it’s about not losing too many racist votes to the Libs. No, wait, that’s no better.
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Ouch. I know what that means in social worker argot.
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Steven Smith’s Federal parliamentary pension would pay more than being Premier anyway. Who needs the grief?
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It’s about service to the community, not the money.
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Last time they were going to drop in a clapped out Fed it was Dickie Court trying to persuade Madame Defarge-Bishop to resume life on the Swan as his empire started to crumble around the edges. There is a reason Porter jumped ship and it isn’t the Frequent Flyer points.
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For such a big strapping lad C P has such a squeaky snivelling voice …
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Parachute in Sticky McGlue?
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How many of our politicians would take a pay cut both salary and pension ?
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we need to churn the egos every election to minimise corruption, so the other mob always gets a turn.
Carpenter was rightly shunted for losing icthys, he and Bergmann should never be employed again anywhere. Smith was a good fm who didn’t put a foot wrong but wasn’t allowed to shine under Krudd. If he’s drafted I may ask him for my old job back. Gallop the Murdoch uni lecturer in Marxism (‘there’s a tension there’) turned out to be streets ahead of the rest. I’d draft him. A depressed premier suits the zeitgeist of the depressed wa economy. Wa needs a realist, a depressed Neo Marxist neorealist is looking better than the rest of the whores touting their egos.
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If Deff Geoff hadn’t gone all depressed, he’d STILL be premier today.
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The “Good News” would still be flowing.
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Well capitalism depends on Marx for its theoretical structure and certain ideological features .
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Being the alternative to the freak show spectacular that is the LNP in ( any ) government is certifiable cause in itself for some serious mental disorder .
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Grafitistos taking a holiday, Banksie is in mourning, and I’m laying off the Old Mill for a stretch. Wait, has anyone seen it lately?
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You’re worrying about C&B artists?
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In the absence of photos, can Cohen perhaps just describe some verge collections for us?
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DFOC – the verges in Vincent are filling up and the Mayor loves it. Pictures aplenty
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I believe that is east of the freeway, so it may as well be the Dark Side of the Moon.
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East of the Freeway is dsotm, therefore Guildford is a small frozen rock on the edge of the solar system, though reccently it may have thawed a smidge
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Well after the burst water main on Vincent Street this morning all that careful arrangement will amount to naught as the ab rockers, bbqs, Rolf Harris LPs and assorted hipster chattels flow down the street in a passable re-creation of one of the labours of Hercules.
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What about I knock out a few from my Ode on the Commode cycle??
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Re Alannah. You have to make them comfortable first. Breathing excercises may help. Begin to explain, slowly, not condescendingly. Later, they must be convinced it was their idea not yours.
You explain that the sinkings occured between Java and Xmas isl, whereas the routes to Ashmore have been safe as.
Now you explain that most boats that foundered after leaving Java for Xmas isl did so soon after departure, as they were overloaded and became unstable. Refer her to the maths of transverse metacentric height. Let her think it’s her own discovery.
Now explain that boats are overloaded because more than one syndicate forces their clients aboard at the last moment, especially if they have the bully power of police/military as partners. Thus, a voyage planned by a syndicate for 60 ppl may end up taking 150.
You may want to inject some gallows humour at this point re the boat that broke up at Xmas isl, by telling her that had the crew bothered to take an anchor with sufficient cable, or even just tied rope to part of their buggered Chinese engine and chucked it over, they would have slowed the drift or even stopped it.
Now you explain that because her leader, krudd, had already deterred the Iranian cohort and most hazaras with lengthy offshore detention and promise never to be resettled here, when osb began they turned back boats with 40-50 ppl. The client base had been reduced already with alp policy and smugglers couldn’t overload boats. Let this sink (sic) in. Her side got it right in the end, not the prince of darkness.
Now, finish with a flourish. Tell her that as a result of the Xmas isl inquiry, a new kelvin Hughes sharp eye radar was installed on Xmas isl. this means a repeat tragedy in our waters is unlikely, tho very small boats close to wave height will remain difficult to identify. Stress that alp can also claim credit for that. The reason they don’t, as you’ve pointed out, is that they’re gutless bastards who want racist votes and are scared of rupert. Tell me how you go.
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All that notwithstanding, what happened to the worst journalist category and may I nominate Ray Sparvell?
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But Murray wrote a couple of weeks back that his career in journalism has ‘straddled’ wa for four decades. Surely such a grand feat of straddling deserves ongoing recognition? Week by straddling week, Murray continues to expand his own linguistic register where junior straddlers like sparvell fear to straddle.
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Like a colossus.
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tea bagging?
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‘straddled’ or ‘squatted over’ ?
“The quality, not the longevity, of one’s life is what is important.”
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Murray may have been doing it for four decades, but he did four years of work and then repeated it at nauseam for forty years.
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This was a goodie.
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Drizzled?
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Like a giant puppet straddling us Lilliputians. The West even told us what to expect. Perth would never be the same they said. Sorta like being born again. He’s even developed his own algorithm, Syntax Wizard. What a difference the placement of just one word can make. Simple, yet brilliant. You could do creative writing at ECU and still never hope to approach such perfect bottled inanity.
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Anyone get a photo of this straddling text?
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All he has straddled for years is the Rudd Gillard government, the greens and the ABC.
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Well at least there are no photos of folk in bikinis to illustrate stories about Perth being hot in summer. At least not here.
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Shorter TLA: ‘I’ve accidentally uploaded my extensive collection of 19th Century French pr0n.”
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A Mac T : ‘ The wealthy have aspirations too . ‘
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LOOK OUT SNEAKERS!!
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It’s over for the SDTT.
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Could the WA mining boom be replaced by a Photoshop boom as Alannah prepares her campaign materials?
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