Category Archives: worst journalist

Thought for the day – Inside Cover is Crappest ever.

In passing, can I just ask, how has the The West’s Inside Cover, (long a poor man’s The Worst of Perth), become even crappier? Not only do they now have a snoreworthy “On this day” section, but the exquisite banality … Continue reading

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First they came for the Bluebeards

TWOP posterboy Alex Bluebeard Bainbridge, last seen spruiking access to Communism for tightarses in local libraries is on the job again fighting for free speech. Does seem a little harsh to fine him for the sign. For the beard yes. … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 176 hostage edition

Outrage here. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but TLA is being held hostage in Rurotardia. I was wondering why no WW until I received a disturbing image of a blindfolded TLA holding a copy of today’s … Continue reading

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Hold the front page, we’ve got nothing!

Stop the presses, we’ve got someone who didn’t see anything!. Jeezus, I did say I wasn’t going to do any more West Stories, but come one, two dishonest loads of bollocks on the front page of Saturday’s West was too … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 23 the ultimate

Cottesloe, and the apogee of Western civilisation thanks to the resources boom. Optional apostrophe-abusing wok burner $7500. In Claremont they put Nollamara on a pedestal. In Guildford they’re concerned with bigger things. Also in Guildford they’re getting a bit spooky: … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 19 Truthers Redux

This superb scale model of the Twin Towers will be on show in Kings Park today – but it’s not a swap meet. No, it’s much more serious than that: Truthers still fearlessly walk among us, and they will have … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 17 Going

I was snooping and eavesdropping and generally minding my own business on Marine Parade yesterday morning until I was rudely interrupted by a contact, whom I will call Seattle Samantha. “Put this on that crappy blog you write for,” she … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 13 Toast

A long long time ago I pitched my brilliant idea about a toast column to an editor: a weekly interview with a Perthonality about their toaster and the way they like their toast. There are some wired toasters out there … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 153

That fucking rainmaker Bento: just after I checked in at Bobbi’s yesterday, he sends me a pic of a competing outlet. “Barragup is the pole dancing capital of Peel,” the balcony-strutting bozo says. Maaate: is Barragup that new Maylands sub-division? … Continue reading

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outrage sunday III

I was going to post today but haven’t taken any good Worsts will be too busy. There’s a lot on today and my deadlines are mounting. I have to knock out 500 words on new envelope styles so that’s a … Continue reading

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