Category Archives: worst drink

Outrage Sunday 92 ice cold Guinness

Krazy Kym had her book club over yesterday and they were rooting around in my shelves. Imagine my embarrassment when they uncovered my copy of Pride and Prejudice from 30 years ago, complete with boozie juvenilia.Happy St Patrick’s Day. Not … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 85 Geo-Engineering

This is the perfect architectural design for our troubled times. You surveil the sheople through your toughened-glass slit while the invisible tinfoil on the palm tree deflects guv’mint attempts at thought control. This is somewhere on the fringes of south … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 77 The Last Supper

You’ve sneered at Perth Preppers, but you can’t now deny the signs we approach the end game… The price of alcohol becomes prohibitively expensive: Simoultaneous appeals are made to Celtic and Pacific gods before the Day of Days… The well … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 58 Snuffday

I can’t wait to go to Japan. Their crime reporters work hard, Krazy Kym and I can re-enact the getting off scenes from Lost in Translation, and there are lots of flags to collect. Our colleague Snuff is there, of … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 55 chicen à la Greacque

What could be more delicious than a Greak salad by the side of an alfresco ham sandwich after an entree of sizzling chicen tofu vol-au-vents with a “variety of” flatbreads all washed down with some eau de dogging toilette? Je … Continue reading

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Monday morning you gave no warning…

Monday morning King’s Park. By Jethro.

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Outrage Sunday 43 pancakes

Tasteful colour, vibrant font – the only fly in the batter with this Guildford Road sign is few will see it as they concentrate on coping with the James Street bridge. This gourmet feast was suddenly abandoned in Guildford. Por … Continue reading

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The straw that broke the Emu’s back

“To find the soul it is necessary to lose loose it”. -Alexander Luria. This shot was chilling in its intensity. Export through a straw! Urghh. We’re not in Fremantle any more are we Bluto? Auteured by Simon S. Claremont. (Although it looks more … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 16 Detritus

“Labradors are eating my baby!” That might have been the heart-rending desperate cry in Guildford yesterday morning (if the mother had been there). As this sickening sequence of shots shows: Krazy Kym spotted a baby in the grass. It was … Continue reading

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