“Dr. Peter Harries is opening a Kabaret Restaurant in Perth on November 23 in time for the Christmas party festive season. Remember his Knight Klub, La Tenda, Romano’s, Dirty Dick’s theatre restaurants?  Well, at last a place to dine with great entertainment and, even, a snugly dance or two?   All for, just $55 per person, fully licensed.
 The Knight Klub Kabaret Klub will be inside The Royal Thai Restaurant 370 Oxford Street, Leederville.  He is available for interviews if you wish.”

I’m kind of thinking he will be available for interviews even if you don’t wish. For those who were wondering why Dr. Peter Harries (rumoured to be Peter Waltham’s grandfather) hasn’t been here making a dick of himself for a while, it’s because he has been painting it black. Literally. And yes, he’s persisting with the headband. I don’t remember his Ace of Knobs nightclub, but I do remember La Tenda (it means THE Tenda btw) and definitely remember Dirty Dicks. Not really anything to boast about. I like the advice to google Peter Harries for the website as twop comes up number 3 in such a search

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36 Responses to Knavery

  1. Shazza says:

    Gawd, this is worst from pics, to font, to exclamation abuse, to inappropriate capitals and horrendous text. I mean, a ‘snuggly’ dance? Is that anal?


  2. For those who can’t get enough of Brenton “Bloody” Fosdike. Would it be better with a better sound system ? Probably not.


  3. pete says:

    I believe “Mr Music” used to be known as Mr High School Music Teacher.


  4. Rolly says:

    ‘snuggly’ dance???

    A naval engagement without loss of seamen.


  5. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    I hope this be-bandanna’d clown doesn’t kill off the Royal Thai. That’s where I get my massaman curry and pad thai fix.


  6. NF#1 says:

    This will haunt me all day, urgh.


  7. orbea says:

    Does the ‘inimitable’ Brenton Fosdike do covers? I’d like to get a Brenton Fosdike tribute band together, just to see how shit we can be.


  8. Bento says:

    I’d just assumed Doctor PhD was very busy during flu season.

    Is Leederville really the best location to attract his target demographic? Wouldn’t Kalamunda, or maybe Menora, be more suitable?


  9. skink says:

    I read that as ‘Mr. Music Rod’ Christian
    I spent some time wondering what a Music Rod might be.
    is it like a Rhythm Stick?

    please don’t hit me with it.


  10. vegan says:

    he has a landline.

    how sweet.


  11. Bento says:

    I’m looking forward to hearing the ads on 6PR.


  12. Martyn says:

    Semi-related (mediaeval worstery theme) – we’ve just lost some vibrancy, lads and lasses:


  13. Frank Wer says:

    Will there be ladybois? Or a genuine Phuket stabbing?


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