Category Archives: Uncatetorisable worsts

Outrage Sunday 22 bowel me

Posted on October 2, 2011 by rottobloggo

Make tomorrow’s future discoverers better. The market for uni students is insanely competitive, judging by the insane slogans and bewildering advertising coming out of the dreaming spires. This UWA image of a lift on the beach is clearly a smarter … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 18 Pööplöp

Posted on September 4, 2011 by rottobloggo

The Ikea catalogue arrived today: please please we will now see no more of those letterbox-cleaning TV ads repeated from last year. It is the lowest form of wit to make jokes about Ikea product names like Jerker, Fukta, Fartfull … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 17 Going

Posted on August 28, 2011 by rottobloggo

I was snooping and eavesdropping and generally minding my own business on Marine Parade yesterday morning until I was rudely interrupted by a contact, whom I will call Seattle Samantha. “Put this on that crappy blog you write for,” she … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 16 Detritus

Posted on August 21, 2011 by rottobloggo

“Labradors are eating my baby!” That might have been the heart-rending desperate cry in Guildford yesterday morning (if the mother had been there). As this sickening sequence of shots shows: Krazy Kym spotted a baby in the grass. It was … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 14 Valley of Death

Posted on August 7, 2011 by rottobloggo

Six hours getting on and off a bus in the Swan Valley yesterday for someone’s 50th: by the time it was 3.30pm and we were wrapping up at a brewery I was longing for a giant mariachi-playing dugong to fall … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 13 Toast

Posted on July 31, 2011 by rottobloggo

A long long time ago I pitched my brilliant idea about a toast column to an editor: a weekly interview with a Perthonality about their toaster and the way they like their toast. There are some wired toasters out there … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday Sonnet 12

Posted on July 24, 2011 by rottobloggo

  The Taj Mahal is made in China. Yes, I am knowing I look like Steve Carrel. As well as my souvenirs costing less, It is a difference point when I sell. How it changes colour, please to admire, When … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday Nein

Posted on July 3, 2011 by rottobloggo

This city gets sicker. It’s a mistake to think you’ve seen everything as a reporter. I’ve witnessed junkies dead for four days in brown Fremantle units; 50-year-old councillors square off by a rose garden; a woman in Nollamara try to … Continue reading →

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Posted on June 2, 2011 by rottobloggo

This gives me the fear. Cottesloe beach last Friday night, and it’s made from…seaweed? The prophylactics of drunks rooting on the sand? Or, were the makers despairing at being stuck in Dullsville and dearly hoping an Emirates jet would spot … Continue reading →

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A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun

Posted on May 31, 2011 by rottobloggo

In October you were presented with mesmerising and disturbing signage at Peter Ferrall & Son’s Midland store. Now E.V shows us the state of Ferrall pere et fils‘ Rockingham signs. “These aren’t quite up to the worstness of the others, … Continue reading →

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