Outrage Sunday 22 bowel me

Make tomorrow’s future discoverers better. The market for uni students is insanely competitive, judging by the insane slogans and bewildering advertising coming out of the dreaming spires. This UWA image of a lift on the beach is clearly a smarter Stargate. It must be tricky when sand gets in the gears of your Schindler, though.

Krazy Kym and I saw Submarine at Luna Leederville, which was meh. The highlight – apart from a vanilla choc bomb with chocolate thicker than Merkava armour – was this trinity of worsts in the toilet. Perhaps the Luna people laid the orange tile to evoke the French New Wave cinema vibe. I have sent the “ultra slim” to Bethany Keeley (who sometimes posts five times a day, and has readers far more gracious than some here).The fiasco that is the Graham Farmer Freeway was made momentarily tolerable on Friday evening when drivers saw POOTSY up the yoghurty ass of CONDEMND.

Not so much condemnd as frightend out of your thongs at the threat of a $140 fine in Subiaco. Is it me, or is wheel-clamping un-Australian and evidence of a bankrupt spirit and total cuntishness?

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38 Responses to Outrage Sunday 22 bowel me

  1. The wheel clamping at station street is a great spectator sport. At least four cars a day are clamped, all by a man usually seen asleep in his ute. Here’s my favourite scene.

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  2. The Legend 101 says:

    The odd tile out It’s orange and all the rest are brown, Did anyone else notice?. Also i thought that numberplate said Poopsy but no it saids Pootsy.

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  3. Saltysuzy says:

    Sad pair of thongs in front of the cuntish clamping sign. Did a Freo author leave them and walk barefoot to the theatre perhaps?

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    • Snuff says:

      I reckon the owner of Bacon sanger’s lonesome bongo van got raptured, Ss.

      And either the Luna tiler’s even more colourblind than I am, or they win the Close Enough Award.

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  4. I believe I have covered bowel me several years ago.

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  5. Rolly says:

    Bethany’s blog:
    “Slagroom” equals “Whipped Cream”.
    The mind boggles!
    ‘Dutch Uncle’ porn, perhaps.

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  6. Slanderer says:

    I misread the Subi sign and thought that “2 hours Max” was the name of the council ranger. Oh well.
    I live under the Channel 7 and 9 helicopter flight paths and so usually know when something big is happening on the weekend – usually shark sightings or panoramic sky shots before the weather broadcasts. The C 7 chopper has been doing fast low runs all day but the website is leading local news with Warnie getting engaged? Does anyone know of something going on? Or is Warnie driving though Nollamara?

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  7. vegan says:

    wheel clamping is complete cuntishness, and was prononounced theft and extortion by the scottish courts.

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  8. WarriorTom says:

    Fords vs Holdens. The battle rages on…

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  9. orbea says:

    The UWA elevator advert is sublime wortishness.
    As subtle blend of beach fetishism, amputee pr0n and date rape – sooo UWA right now.
    Western suburbs banality and realising the elevator/lift is heading downwards to mine the vapid mines of desire, turn left at Swanbourne, botox next floor, going down.
    “Oh hiiiiiii Geena, haven’t seen you since the slave felching at O-Day. mwah mwah

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  10. orbea says:

    Merkava armor is composite laminate, are you sure you were eating a choc bomb?

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