Make tomorrow’s future discoverers better. The market for uni students is insanely competitive, judging by the insane slogans and bewildering advertising coming out of the dreaming spires. This UWA image of a lift on the beach is clearly a smarter Stargate. It must be tricky when sand gets in the gears of your Schindler, though.
Krazy Kym and I saw Submarine at Luna Leederville, which was meh. The highlight – apart from a vanilla choc bomb with chocolate thicker than Merkava armour – was this trinity of worsts in the toilet. Perhaps the Luna people laid the orange tile to evoke the French New Wave cinema vibe. I have sent the “ultra slim” to Bethany Keeley (who sometimes posts five times a day, and has readers far more gracious than some here).The fiasco that is the Graham Farmer Freeway was made momentarily tolerable on Friday evening when drivers saw POOTSY up the yoghurty ass of CONDEMND.