The Taj Mahal is made in China. Yes,
I am knowing I look like Steve Carrel.
As well as my souvenirs costing less,
It is a difference point when I sell.
How it changes colour, please to admire,
When the refinery makes some mistakes.
Snow dome mausoleum’s morning fire,
Turn the Ixus flashes into snowflakes.
Please to jostle past the Diana bench,
A Grand Forks lady died here yesterday.
Taking more photos distracts from the stench.
Next year will you be ticking Pompeii?
Postcards? Hashish? Lego? Mind the dead dog,
G’day mate, and clear your mind of the fog.