Category Archives: Uncatetorisable worsts

Outrage Sunday 65 On First Looking into Beechboro’s Homer

Much have I driven in Beechboro streets, And many worstly prams and specials seen; Round many Cocos’d gardens have I been ‘Fore ending it all in a Maccas seat. But one registered lawn I had been told That no-browed Homer … Continue reading

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Bento goes dental

If anyone had ever asked me, I’m sure I would’ve made some sneering joke about Kelmscottian dentistry being performed in the back of someone’s garage.  Turns out, I would have been right.  Go figure. Kelmscott.  By me.  

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WW 204 Bento Maylands teapots

And so finally I get my hands on the keys to the editorial Scorpion.  This week promises to bring at least 60% more sneering; however, as is customary during TLA’s absences, the sneering will be interspersed with ridicule of the … Continue reading

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Nanna and the funnymen

Hard to hear TLA and the others last Friday over the cries of the raucous massed throng. Who is going to get the She-Ra Vibemaster General gig? Outstanding photo by Brooke Bannister of the ABC.

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Outrage Sunday 50 yum

Delicious, and available in Shenton Park, Subiaco, Maylands. Bustling location on the lips, says WAToady. The bustle is to be embiggened, which has made for some slight tenseness. Nom nom: this puts the lid in Lido, no? Who doesn’t love … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 48 bidet you adieu

What a wonderful week! My birthday, PROSH, The West bails from the Press Council, April Fools, Oettinger at $40 for 24 half-litre cans, and the anniversary of when we killed Jebus! It really is a wonderful world. On one of … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 46 lonely and hard

Jebus raised his sunnies and asked her, “Yo, woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?” Every pen-sucking gerbalist takes The Australian on Monday, for the Media supplement. I had to write to the editor last week after being … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 45 deal

And what a deal! I snapped this up and am now the proud owner of 112 ads (15 sec each) on West TV! They’re throwing in “photo stills and key messaging”! My ad will be on four times a day … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 44 praise the worst

Ha ha! TLA boasted he will feature many pics of abandoned chairs in odd places: scooped, sucker! How sweet it is to scoop the Flangemaster. I was going to make a  snide remark about the decline of alfresco worship in … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 43 pancakes

Tasteful colour, vibrant font – the only fly in the batter with this Guildford Road sign is few will see it as they concentrate on coping with the James Street bridge. This gourmet feast was suddenly abandoned in Guildford. Por … Continue reading

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