Monthly Archives: October 2011

Occupy Perth

Posted on October 31, 2011 by

Trust Perth to turn the Occupy brand to into a wet teatowel franchise. Aka fart in a bottle. If you can’t spell mining on your first go, for Gina’s sake get yourself a new piece of cardboard! I’m all for … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 26 to the victor the spoils

Posted on October 30, 2011 by

The hundreds of helicopters I’d flown in for CHOGM began to draw together until they formed a collective meta-CHOGM…and in my mind it was the most vibrant thing going; headline-deadline, print-broadcast, right wing-greenie, nimble, fluent, canny and human; hot sucked … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 175

Posted on October 29, 2011 by

More words from the Booker nominated. By NataliaFan#1. I would have gone with Signs of Wife and made it a sequel to Run for Your Wife. Could run at The Regal for months. More CHOGMabilia from Orbea. More chalking on … Continue reading →

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Mooning Mackay

Posted on October 28, 2011 by

M&A L. Escape Mackay, but not without snapping this piece of crap cemented into a boulder in the main street.What is it with cement, bronze, poetry and boulders that always makes such a rancid mix? The whole is always less … Continue reading →

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Registered Lawns

Posted on October 28, 2011 by

OK, there has been some questions from interstate and international TWOP fans about what a registered lawn is in Perth. Here is the lowdown. The strip of (public) land between your front boundary and the road is the arena of … Continue reading →

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Vibrancy IV

Posted on October 27, 2011 by

Another wasteland by Orbea. Art? Advertising? Tree of Life? Who knows these days. Location unspecified, but the whole scene is the CHOGMification of Perth’s essence. I’m guessing Morley Drive precinct, or perhaps The Boulevard of Broken Worsts.

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Rex racked and sacked

Posted on October 26, 2011 by

By Matt. Didn’t seem much point in blurring the licence plate. Won’t be too many tributes to gods evolutionary Lolapalooza driving around. But, this is Fremantle, so anything’s possible apart from civic pride I suppose. A T Rex with giant … Continue reading →

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Senior Sexpo

Posted on October 25, 2011 by

By Mancey from Bunbury, seen in Dallyellup. Mancey couldn’t see quite see what the seniors were wearing, but it needed a bloody good ironing. Thanks Dave Allen for that joke.

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Wesley Tree of Life

Posted on October 24, 2011 by

Paracleet was on hand for the unveiling of the latest piece of public art at the (Wesley) Emo Church on the corner of William and Hay Street. Although it gives the assorted goths Elmos and other loosers who gather here … Continue reading →

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It Burns

Posted on October 24, 2011 by

Thing is, even if the burn was lit, you’d still be in the city of burnt cock. By Jason N. In Cockburn there is no win. You be cock or you be burnt cock. And don’t be telling me it’s … Continue reading →

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