Kennedy Revived

Straight after seeing this report here Lisa She-Ra Scaffidi Princess of Power was onto the Kings Park board over the derelict Kennedy Fountain. Who kind of said it was her fault. Anyway, a new lick of paint and a bit of weeding and voila! Well it still doesn’t have any water but…was nice to see Park workers shredding palm fronds. Probably mumbling about smartarses making extra work for them. 



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19 Responses to Kennedy Revived

  1. El Guisto says:

    Maybe they could really go the whole hog and add a burning car body? It’s working for Rockingham after all.

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Shredding palm fronds was the next task of Hercules. He decided he needed to spend more time with the family.

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  3. GivDBird says:

    Slow clap…

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  4. you'll get wet says:

    Snugglepot and Cuddlepie won’t come back til there’s a proper waterslide

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  5. James N says:

    Excellent. I shall now claim responsibility for the opening up the pathways and general ridding of colostomy bags at every opportunity.

    Mind you, it’ll more than likely be back on the worsts list in six months.

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  6. Reign of Error says:

    Onassis oasis

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  7. rottobloggo says:

    You KNOW I’m going to claim credit for this next week.

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  8. Sir Bill International says:

    She-Ra wouldn’t know history, even if it bit her on the proverbial. The Kennedy Fountain is the Broad Street Pump of Perth.

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  9. Rolly says:

    I’m wondering: Did someone feel the need to “spend a penny” and lactually pay for defecating at the site?

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    • Sir Bill International says:

      As this is the land of milk and honey, indeed.
      “lactually
      [lak-tool-ally n]
      Examples
      Word Origin
      noun
      1.the actual secretion or flow of milk.
      2. the observation of milk.”
      The Kennedy Fountain at least needs to have water in it.

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  10. Rolly says:

    …”actually…”

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