boatshed

Good to see WAToady filing on the always-excellent Bell Tower Times. BUT – woe! – you can tell their reporter doesn’t do much strolling in the western suburbs. It is Boatshed, not the boatshed. Good DAY, sir.boatshed

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Rolled Gold

Superb shot by Hovean. Midland.  This one really challenges New York. I wonder if the louvres are as secure as the door though. 

 

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Cools Ned

Orbea documents Coolgardie’s odd obsession with Ned Kelly, (amongst other things to come). Again I’m called on to defend WA’s pissweak “bushranger” Moondyne Joe. Murdering crackpot Ned Kelly has nothing to do with our goldfields. Might as well have a memorial to John. Big Bad John. The one on the roof seems to be Ned Kelly as played by Hattie Jaques.k1k2

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Nee How

By James N. I have always thought of Nedlands as an ordering sexual kind of place. Surely Sir Charles would have put some order into the swinging Nedlands scene? The dead hand of nearby Subiaco no doubt. Can you really take the tug out of Nedlands and just leave the rub? And no “sorry” either?rub

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Arms Race

C&B seems to becoming an arms race these days. A baby’s arm race. By JJ. Melbourne. 



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Outrage Sunday 222 the price of fame

That’s easy for this whyteboard in Shenton Park to say. Free to do what? Free of what? ‘Grants me years of sickness and fever/make me sleepless for months at a time./Take away my child and my lover/and the mysterious gift of rhyme’, as Anna Akhmatova said.

  

What would Joseph Brodsky have made of the Angus cactus? Is the price of fame being shat on by seagulls? Perhaps that is more Chekovian? The Lord Mayor certainly knows about the price of fame.

   

 

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As do I: a bloke can’t even come out of the Perth Magistrates Court without someone trying to get in his face. I left like reciting Maria Petrovmykh to the papper: ‘Love me. I am pitch black,/sinful, blind, confused./But if not you, who else/Is going to love me?’

  

Basil Zempilas regularly pays the price of fame. Sporty young men acquire his number, and text him late at night. One thinks of Alexander Blok’s crowd nightmares. It must get a little annoying! But as you can see, Baz handles them with aplomb.

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Doylestown Pennsylvania

I always have to take a deep breath before opening a submission from that Manhatteswegian BSWAM. Without fail his USA crap puts our good stuff to shame. I kind of get the feeling that he enjoys rubbing our noses in the outre attempts at tavern building in the say 1790s. Here’s some Doylestown PA, which, even in its worst moments…looks pretty nice. I even like the 1870s and 1970s juxta as seen below.

BSWAM sez…

It’s Halloween in Doylestown, PA!  First settled in the early 1700s and a wealthy agricultural and academic center just north of Philadelphia.Doylestown-PA
The Historic district encompasses pretty much the entire central city, over 1,000 buildings in all, most dating from the 1790s through the early 20th century.Downtown-Doylestown
In the early 20th century the eccentric ceramics designer Henry Mercer erected an 11-story cement castle to house his collection of early American farm tools, industrial implements and carriages.The-Mercer-Museum
He then nailed the collection to the interior courtyard walls.
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Despite the immense historic district, Doylestown residents have not been completely prevented from making tasteful and unobtrusive minor changes over the years to the facades of their residences. Both buildings here were remodeled in the 1870s (left) and the 1970s (right).
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The civic fathers (mothers?) also paid Doylestown the favor of removing its quaint Gothic Revival courthouse for a real humdinger of 1960s Flying Saucer Art Moderne.
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Which in turn pales in comparison to the inviting elegance and solid craftsmanship of the Domestic Relations Court annex, here seen blending in effortlessly with its older neighbors.
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They take Halloween very seriously in Doylestown. This house has acquired a ghost. Eek!
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Not a ghost – just some garbage that blew there.
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Goodbye Doylestown. Have a happy Halloween. We’ll see ourselves out.
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Thanks BSWAM. Doylestown, looks…pretty good. Too good.

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Skid Pig

More from James N’s cavalcade of perversion. Bayswater. You may think he’s towing it, but he’s actually delivering it. Bayswater deserves better mofos. Yeah, you know it.skid

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Dispose of culture responsibly

James N sent me a cavalcade of perversion. ie a zip file. Including this discarded didgeridoo box stained with the borewater of southern whiteys.  No. There’s more outrage to come! This is the least of it. And also. Wot fuck? Bayswater. Is that parsley btw?didge_bayswater

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Extreme Vibrancy

Me? No. But I hear it can happen in a small bar.  North Perth. 

 

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