The Man Booker Prizes committee writes

Posted on November 20, 2015 by rottobloggo

Cunts.  

 

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Langtrees VIP

Posted on November 19, 2015 by rottobloggo

I didn’t see TLA in today’s Rich List, in teh Worst. My associate, Mr Pushkin, liked this page featuring a palm tree and an indoor potted plant. Classy! 

 

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Back doorz

Posted on November 19, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Cottesloe. And can I say, more whiting, fewer wedges? That was a plate of chips with the barest dusting of fish. 



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The Cup

Posted on November 18, 2015 by AHC McDonald

A masterpiece by Tim G, that could have only been improved by a Dennis Connor shaped stain amidships. This is not even 30 years old! Upcycle you plonkers. Arera? The prostitute precinct, Highgate.
cup1cup2

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Maidens

Posted on November 17, 2015 by AHC McDonald

I’m fairly certain we have had these many years ago. But they are so wonderful, let’s show them again.  This time by Jason W.  Bunbury.  And bore stains. 

   

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discover Maddington

Posted on November 16, 2015 by rottobloggo

Yes, Maddington. Way past the Bourbon Street part. From Teh Voice. discovermaddington

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It’s so cold…

Posted on November 16, 2015 by AHC McDonald

…my pussy’s frozen solid. By James N. Inglewood. I don’t see too many egregious plants, but I do love some metal lattice atop colourbond.cat_box_inglewood

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Outrage Sunday 223 art attacks

Posted on November 15, 2015 by rottobloggo

Here’s a sneak peek of my bid to be at Sculpture by the Sea next year. The hungover bear staggers to the toilet, sits, and falls off. Repeat. Any suggestions on what to call it? 

   

Or what about some performance art? I climb out of my thongs, into the street furniture – and then emerge from Lamonts’ front door, and repeat. 

 

Unlike gerbalism, being an artist really takes it out of you. Here are some morning-after selfies when I’ve been struggling with materials. 

     

Mind you, art is far more lucrative. Imagine how much I’ll get for my bear! 

 

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More Press Outrage!

Posted on November 13, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Shouldn’t this read “Written by The Lazy Aussie with two other bastards, one of whom was particularly work shy.”???!!! I’m going to join this Change.org petition to have him sacked. The work shy one. When he should be naming, he’s suddenly all shy.stow1stow2

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Business Time

Posted on November 13, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Surely Hi-vis is more unemployment wear than business wear? Especially in Morley. From James N’s zip file of perversion.

bizness

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