Please don’t bronze Pavlich

Although another terrible bronze to mock would be a distraction from the other terrible bronzes in Fremantle, particularly the appalling Bon Scott and the thalidomide John Curtin.

The West’s (soon to be writing Bennett’s Beat for the Sunday Stokes?) Ben O’Shea is running a pant wettingingly earnest crowd funding campaign to get suffering Dockers aka Cock-Burn Thunder – patrons to spend their own money on it! This too is a Fucking Outrage. Why can’t the club which has disrespected that poor bastard Pavlich for over a decade with every amateur hour coach, every trade disaster and every ill considered matchday tactic and off field cock up pay for it? They seemingly did everything they could to stop the bloke getting a Premiership. And then they have the hide to get him to stay on one more year so they can really rub in the humiliation!

And while Robert Hitchcock is not the worst bronzer in town (he actually has some lovely pieces), his last football effort showing an apparently 150 year old Gerovich taking a mark is not his best. I must have covered it years ago but can’t be bothered looking. 

So don’t crowd fund what would be Pavlich’s final football humiliation. Please. 

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Like kicking a sick dog

Oh Subi, sometimes I weep before, during and after bullying you. Like kicking out the crotch of a crippled child. I know what I said. GOOD DAY! So sad and so pathetic. Just look away. 



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Outrage Sunday 258 La Palme d’Or de Burswood

A ute of gold with the tree of man. IMG_1002
Apoligies in advance for any inconveineince: IMG_4325
Just who is this bloke? He’s still there. Perhaps he’s the patron saint of Savlon (which can fix anything), or been falsely accused of something. IMG_4362
The UWA book sale is over for another year. “There are some mad people out there,” a staffer said, before they opened the doors. Amen to that, sister. IMG_4365
I’m enjoying Waterholes of Western Australia, but surely this isn’t right? “The Subiaco Hotel is trimmed…by what appears to be an unfinished tower”. Didn’t the tower fall off during the Meckering earthquake? IMG_4391

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Bushy 

Tullio asserts – with good reason that Murdoch’s Bush Court should be renamed. Any suggestions?



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Federal Issue

The Federal Police don’t know how to work a Tarago???!  I am officially alert but not relaxed. This is huge. To. Not. Be. Capable. Of. Operating. A. People mover. Was it setting the clock or tuning in 6PR? in any case. If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, I’ll be handcuffed in the back seat of a Federal Police Bongo Van on my way to Albania listening to an ill tuned Basil Zempilas, the green digits of the clock an eternally flashing green 12:00…Northbridge. 



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Royalties for Gentleman’s Club

Senectus saw a wonderful Landcorp investment in North Perth. I would have thought an investment in drink hosties next door might have paid off better. But that’s why I’m not minister for crapholes and baffled bumpkin money toilets. Which is now Brendon Tractor Pull Grylls again no?



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Gateway Bladder

Not so much a gateway drug, as gateway packaging. Kiddies squeezing the last drops from a 20 litre red cordial goonbag would be a sight to see. Wonderful worst by Anthony. Karakatta. 



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Dine In

E. M. Was in the Ravenswood Hotel. Got the Chicen Parmie. In house. Obviously. 





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Outrage Sunday 257 abstract

I thought I’d struck gold at the Cottesloe verge pick-up. Next to a vacuum shampooer box and a Sleepmaker was a gaint egg and spoon! I huffed and I puffed but I couldn’t get it into the Jizz. Didn’t I feel a bit silly when I read in teh Post it was at Sculpture by the Sea in 2011. Mr Tim Roberts installed it outside his home. IMG_4323
More artrages at the Claremont Art Awards. As you would expect, the Flangemaster was drawn to Jarrad Martyn’s oil Laser. “The allure of abandoned cars! Although, would it have killed someone to have painted one on fire as it crashes into a bedroom inhabited by triplets?” You just can’t please some people! IMG_4337
Meanwhile, the Wandana lion keeps watch. One of the keystone predators of the western suburbs. IMG_4326
Predator, or prey? Let’s face it: we’re all just bricks in the wall. Few go beyond the wall. IMG_4331

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More Played

Another street meme seen by Rod W in Victoria Patk. Cones are played by the way. Totally played.



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