This is in Midland. The patron saint of the corked leg. And…the scallop man bikini…is that a chunk of his leg that the dog has? Anywhere but Midland, this would be baffling.
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Jeebus!
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Stop it.
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Why does he have a diseased vagina on his leg? And what’s the go with the cat’s paws on the right foot? And the shell tits? I don’t understand.
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Unique among statues of saints, St Rocco’s open wound (a result of the plague) is his key identifier. No other saint has a bodily affliction unless caused by their martyrdom.
I want this statue. How much was it?
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What about the scallop nips?
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Symbol of completed pilgrimage. You pinned such things to your jacket like young tourists like to cover their backpacks in sew-on badges.
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A completed pilgrimage of the Camino di Santiago di Compostella is indicated by the scallop shell
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” the townspeople did not recognize him and he was thrown into jail as a spy without any proof. But yet he was kept in prison for five years.” Could he not have said, “Dudes it’s me Rocco.”?
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No suffering, no sainthood. You’d have thought having a miraculous dog bring you lunch each day would have been enough. But no. Not for God. He needs his saints to really suffer.
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I hope he said to the dog, “Would it kill you to bring me a croissant occasionally?”
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Or a pulled pork slider and espresso martini from the Guildford.
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Talk about played. There were cars parked way up the street and on the verges around the Guildford. Place was packed. On a wednesday afternoon.
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So Perth. Give it 3 weeks.
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Burn the fucker down
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I feel so deprived now
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it’s a sport bar/drinking barn with more faux heritage than you could poke a charred stick at.
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Prawn ceviche taco mmmmmm.
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Yuck ! Cold tacos !
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Whos verge was it originally esconced at?
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For sale.
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nice metaphor: Christianity; gone the way of the typewriter
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Showing off his new Vag’n’Rrhoids tattoo.
Just a good old fashioned C’n’B………but in Old Testament style. I believe quite popular back in the day.
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Well , one of those Testaments anyway …
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Rocco is rita saffioti’s mexican wrestling name. Do not ask me how I know this.
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At least she s not a SA roller derby queen like the membrette for nearby Curtin .
Tho to be honest if hrh could grow a decent pair of tits on her she could play too …
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I just logged on for the first time in a million years and saw this. I was expecting to see the usual tired crap but this is actually quite ok.
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Well, nice to see you visit again.
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TLA is a very healthy young man and I have every expectation his health will hold out until the next post.
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