Federal Issue

The Federal Police don’t know how to work a Tarago???!  I am officially alert but not relaxed. This is huge. To. Not. Be. Capable. Of. Operating. A. People mover. Was it setting the clock or tuning in 6PR? in any case. If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, I’ll be handcuffed in the back seat of a Federal Police Bongo Van on my way to Albania listening to an ill tuned Basil Zempilas, the green digits of the clock an eternally flashing green 12:00…Northbridge. 

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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13 Responses to Federal Issue

  1. skink says:

    don’t get me started about Basil fucking Zempilas.
    how the fuck did he get sent to Rio to commentate on sports he knows nothing about?
    Is it really too much to expect the commentator to have look down the list of athletes and learn how to pronounce their names before the race begins?
    he ruined my enjoyment of the Olympics.
    Him and that bald cunt with the levitating cake who popped up at every single fucking ad break.

    get back to 6PR, Basil, which is already one level above your level of competence.


  2. mancey says:

    Fed 1: Someone been stealing NBN funding secrets! TO THE JUSTICE MOBILE!
    Fed 2: (confused) What?
    Fed 1: I mean the tarago
    Fed 2: …..


  3. GivDBird says:

    Thought they could only handle an auto?


  4. PeteF says:

    Do you mean the whaling station in Albania or have they moved closer to town.


  5. Rolly says:

    It’s fair enough though; the whistles and bells in the newer cars need the agile thinking of an 8 year old, not the atrophied mind of a well disciplined police officer.
    “When all else fails – Read the instructions.”


  6. orbea says:

    The small press ad for 6PR breakfast. They have postit note conference name cards. Perpetual groundhog day for them both


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