Please don’t bronze Pavlich

Although another terrible bronze to mock would be a distraction from the other terrible bronzes in Fremantle, particularly the appalling Bon Scott and the thalidomide John Curtin.

The West’s (soon to be writing Bennett’s Beat for the Sunday Stokes?) Ben O’Shea is running a pant wettingingly earnest crowd funding campaign to get suffering Dockers aka Cock-Burn Thunder – patrons to spend their own money on it! This too is a Fucking Outrage. Why can’t the club which has disrespected that poor bastard Pavlich for over a decade with every amateur hour coach, every trade disaster and every ill considered matchday tactic and off field cock up pay for it? They seemingly did everything they could to stop the bloke getting a Premiership. And then they have the hide to get him to stay on one more year so they can really rub in the humiliation!

And while Robert Hitchcock is not the worst bronzer in town (he actually has some lovely pieces), his last football effort showing an apparently 150 year old Gerovich taking a mark is not his best. I must have covered it years ago but can’t be bothered looking. 

So don’t crowd fund what would be Pavlich’s final football humiliation. Please. 

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
This entry was posted in worst art and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

4 Responses to Please don’t bronze Pavlich

  1. Anonymous says:

    Damian Drum and Chris Connolly?


  2. GivDBird says:

    but mum reckons Bons package is bout right


We can handle the worst

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s