Rent inspection Perth’s Latin Quarter

By MA. Suburb information not given, but it has a Darch feel about it no? If there had also been a hydro setup, I would have called it for Kelmscott.

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Tation

So does willy graffiti have to take the form of a rebus to make it these days? pretty much. Cottesloe Beach. 

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End of addiction

A stubbed out ciggie and torn up soft porn. Someone decided to turn their life around in some small bar toilet Saturday night. Which was it of of the 5000 small bars of Perth? Bird? Aviary? 599? It’s all a bit hazy, but in any case someone was redemptified. Small bars can do that to you, make you think about life and $20 vodka martinis. If only Mainy could have experienced the small bar redemption. He might still have been with us.

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Ultimate Sacrifice.

A rather sinister trampoline crucifixion byRich. In Bassendean. By the way, those limestone blocks are very Perth too if you are viewing from another enclave. Do they have them anywhere else? I was helping to shift some on the weekend. 84kg each. That’s 12 rods and 3 chains for imperial users. Nice used underlay on the registered lawn too.

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No Entry

Can happen. Can totally happen. By Peter K. Hay Street East Perth. Nice picture. Kind of Kubrik 2001.

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Outrage Sunday 42 Rotto

Back from eight blissful nights on the beautiful island. Of course the looser vituperative in me couldn’t help but note some areas of concern.

These quokka items in the souvenir section are very popular…

Some say there are too many signs on Rotto. It is a sign of something.

The good news is you can live in Rotto: I came home to a Stockland flyer. You can buy the Rotto for $328,414 in Wungong Reach, Hilbert, or for $324,414 in Settlers Hills Townside, Baldivis. I may buy both. I would go from my Mon-Fri Rotto home to my Rotto weekender. They exude the essence of the beautiful island and have, as you would expect, fish in the lounge. Both have wirs, a pty, and a ubo.

Happy holidays!

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Weekend Worstoff 189

Le Frog by Tim D. That means “The” frog btw. 
Adam was snorting in derision at the Western Force back of bus. But this isn’t a rugby compliant state Adam. All that arse sniffing stuff is looked on as a good thing in rugby states. I really hate having to be behind a bus and see that bloke who has coughed up blood from smoking blown up big.
There’s a much more stupid bus back in Melbourne, as seen by Meccano which states, “Tomorrow’s emissions today. Especially when we know we will be getting tomorrow’s emissions tomorrow as well. Perhap’s even the day after’s.”
And since it seems to be all vehicles again, here’s the Woodstock Peace Bus from Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten. 
And to bookend Le Frog, a poor bastard has to learn to drive in the Camry of their ferret crazed parent (?). By Natalia Fan #1. This should end the run of vehicles for a while, unless something outstanding comes along. I am hoping the future cunts will enjoy these, as they zoom about in their green hover-utes. 

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Autojuxtapose

I assume there is an autojuxtapose program at WAtoday. By Darren T.

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The Sangrurian

Rule 1 of car graphics, is of course to imply that your car is fast enough to cause flame, not that it might be on fire in your driveway. Second rule is, don’t make it look like it’s a high speed reversing specialist. This cheetah advancing ringhole first into the Maylands savannah traffic is disconcerting. Once upon a time, this would have in a kind of Pavlovian style, invoked jokes about Italian tanks.

This could almost be in the carpark for Swallow, aka MadKuntz, aka Knobgoblin if the micro bar still wasn’t finished.  Auteured by TomSellecksMoustache. And by the way, what the fuck is a Sangrurian?

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Worst Car Worst Walkway

What did people do when there was nowhere to send their pics of worst walkways (including cocos and pencil pine) and cars stuck together with clingfilm and tape? Read Gravity’s Rainbow and Finnegan’s Wake I expect. Now they snap phone pics and read Justin Langer. Perhaps society has changed for the better. By Hayden M. Beechboro and Perth. BTW, Don’t these Luria and Oliver Sacks casebook style pseudonyms give many submitters an air of mystery and slight menace they might not really have. eg James N.,  Pete F.,  Hayden M. 

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