Embrace your inner Cocos.

Posted on July 13, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Jethro likes to keep his friends close, and his Cocoses even closer. Mosman Park. These Cocoses are literally in da house. Actually they may be Majestics – the equally useless retarded cousin of the Cocos. And is that a blackboy rampant?

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The smell of the independents

Posted on July 12, 2012 by AHC McDonald

By James N. With some added Giant Stupa and lost strawberry action. In Nedlands, near the Rosenwax stargate. I hate these commenters hiding behind their anonymous A4s.

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Heritage Trial

Posted on July 11, 2012 by AHC McDonald

RubyRuby documents the wonderful post apocalypse heritage trail in the town of Cambridge.

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Bowser Boozies

Posted on July 10, 2012 by AHC McDonald

So, I see the carbon tax has already lead to the lesbianisation of our higher octane fuels. I’ll press that flap when I’m good and ready Gillard! Don’t rub your carbon flaps in my face. Go well, go Shell. By Bento. Mt Lawley. Accelerant may be connected with Mt Lawley School fire on the same night. And Mt Lawley lesbians.

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Gosnells

Posted on July 9, 2012 by AHC McDonald

By Ed T.

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Outrage Sunday 61 one size fits most

Posted on July 8, 2012 by rottobloggo

Let me tell you, Krazy Kym and I haven’t achieved much this weekend! But we did get a lot of Christmas shopping done! We have been engrossed in the Penny Miller catalogue! Here’s what we’ve chosen so far! But – shhh! Don’t tell anyone because it’s a surprise!

I know mrsstone would like a set of these! I know she would love to say she’s been covering her jugs with Outrage’s Dickies!

I can see these draping the Bento bidet! He could sure do with a little romance & relaxation in his bathroom! He adores anything tufted!

And Snuff will be the envy of his colleagues with this stylish workspace accoutrement! A roll of realistic tape is included!

The nights will be stylish in the baravan when Rolly gets his Silky caftan! Midnight Blue or Safari – what a gift-giving dilemma!

TL101’s mates will be over all the time to marvel at his big doughnuts! I just need his address so I can pop it in the post! Hint hint! I was so excited the photo came out a bit blurry!

And I know our Worsting overlord will be chuffed with this tuna-friendly furniture! The graphic design is awesome – and on both sides! That’s less than $10 a chicen dolphin!

What the hell! I might even snap up something for myself! My hands have been hurting lately from the thousands of gerbalism reports I type each week! I hope it works on cufflinks too!

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Weekend Worstoff 208

Posted on July 7, 2012 by AHC McDonald

I’m loving how the UWA student guild values their own image so poorly (not to mention the profession of graphic design) that they are giving a coffee voucher for their new logo design. I’m thinking a graphic of a tightarse being pissed on by orientation camp sexual assault counsellors with a Papyrus typeface reading Studnet Giuld.
Pete F finds where irony is finally totally played. I’m assuming Subiaco. Maybe Maylands you could still get away with it.
Kununurra by Will B. Shouldn’t the car be green?
And a friend of Tristan H likes Shaft magazine. 

Worst well.

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Et tu Bluto?

Posted on July 6, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Another example of Fremantle’s faux vibrancy with a fake mob hit outside the National Bank in fremantle. C’mon, we all know it’s barbecue sauce. Isn’t it? By Shaun N.

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Zombieland

Posted on July 5, 2012 by AHC McDonald

By Jane K on the Barrio.

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Scampt

Posted on July 4, 2012 by AHC McDonald

James N, the stalker of the Bayswater noticeboard that is a stargate of worsts, probably connected by some wormhole (if not cornhole) to Moora, strikes again. Some dispute on the merits of dog breeding and also horses that died of old age, rangers (and no doubt rang-ers) and all measure of “‘teh fuck?” James N. says, ”
There was a crudely written note (in biro, on lined note paper) up there last week advertising puppies for sale. Apparently someone must have objected, because this follow up appeared over the weekend.
Our dog won numerous 1sts etc best Har Lequin out of wa 85 lovely pups sold well. to all. all they want is to scam childrens pets houses etc. Our family know way more about breeding all breeds an training than dog snatchers like RSPCA Policy an DUMB ugly rangers. John Orshot from Cop Shop sold me a horse they tried to scam it we had it for more 30yrs til it died of old age. 7 new has a vidio clip of it. Pioneer Village show.”
 Def worth a click for larger.

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