Bowser Boozies

So, I see the carbon tax has already lead to the lesbianisation of our higher octane fuels. I’ll press that flap when I’m good and ready Gillard! Don’t rub your carbon flaps in my face. Go well, go Shell. By Bento. Mt Lawley. Accelerant may be connected with Mt Lawley School fire on the same night. And Mt Lawley lesbians.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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15 Responses to Bowser Boozies

  1. rottobloggo says:

    Phwoaar! Fill ‘er up!!? Do they like unleaded?? Whay-hey!!

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  2. The Legend 101 says:

    Trying to get people of unleaded?

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Surely a protest at the phallic-centric design of the petrol pump that must cause distress to womyn every time the are required to “fill up”.

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  4. Kwality says:

    V-Power!

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  5. Rolly says:

    Picked this off der interwebs a while back which is pertinent to the topic.

    Not so much boozies as barecheeked beauty.

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