Let me tell you, Krazy Kym and I haven’t achieved much this weekend! But we did get a lot of Christmas shopping done! We have been engrossed in the Penny Miller catalogue! Here’s what we’ve chosen so far! But – shhh! Don’t tell anyone because it’s a surprise!
I know mrsstone would like a set of these! I know she would love to say she’s been covering her jugs with Outrage’s Dickies!
I can see these draping the Bento bidet! He could sure do with a little romance & relaxation in his bathroom! He adores anything tufted!
And Snuff will be the envy of his colleagues with this stylish workspace accoutrement! A roll of realistic tape is included!
The nights will be stylish in the baravan when Rolly gets his Silky caftan! Midnight Blue or Safari – what a gift-giving dilemma!
TL101’s mates will be over all the time to marvel at his big doughnuts! I just need his address so I can pop it in the post! Hint hint! I was so excited the photo came out a bit blurry!
And I know our Worsting overlord will be chuffed with this tuna-friendly furniture! The graphic design is awesome – and on both sides! That’s less than $10 a chicen dolphin!
What the hell! I might even snap up something for myself! My hands have been hurting lately from the thousands of gerbalism reports I type each week! I hope it works on cufflinks too!
The Worst of Perth 
What a luvverly exposé of the idiocy of our advanced (?) Western culture.
All the essentials (?) for daily living.
You went a bit off target on the Kaftan thingies, though.
The kind of world that Baravans inhabit is populated with people in grey trakkies and matching rubber thongs and/or Chinese copies of Blundies.
You really do need to get out more.
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I’m out there Rolly! Midnight Blue or Safari! Or maybe JJ would like it!
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I think a giant doughnut actualy would impress guests. Too many of those and no kaftan though, as after all, we have been fairly warne that only ‘most’ would get comfy in their silky voluminous folds…
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Is that dolphin “leting fluffy off the leash”?
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Mt Lawley Primary School burnt down. Out of control party in Gosnells. Vomiting in Freo. Perth!
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MT Lawley wasn’t this was it?
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Gosnells, Erl!
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You should try Claremont on a Saturday night. Like Gosnells, but without the class.
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sore Looser!
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The real worst, DFOC, is that you’re right.
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I used follow
Yeah, that’s true
But my following days are over
Now I just gotta follow through
I remember what my father said
He said “Son, life is simple”
It’s either cherry red or…
Midnight Blue…whooooooaah-ooah
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