Embrace your inner Cocos.

Jethro likes to keep his friends close, and his Cocoses even closer. Mosman Park. These Cocoses are literally in da house. Actually they may be Majestics – the equally useless retarded cousin of the Cocos. And is that a blackboy rampant?

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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26 Responses to Embrace your inner Cocos.

  1. NF#1 says:

    Day of the Cocos in Mosman Park
    The locals thought it just a lark
    As deadly palms ate eighties eyesore
    Adjourning next to Prix D’Amour
    Whose hapless poodles out they spat
    To march on festering junkie flats
    Guns fired down from Monument Hill
    Foul tropicals they could not kill
    One got hit but on it staggered
    Clutching a screaming Andrew Mallard
    At Stirling Hwy south they looked
    To see the place that God forsook
    Resisting such a Wintoned fate
    They chose once more to vegetate

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  2. Bento says:

    I call Cotton.

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  3. pete says:

    I think you now have to retract everything you’ve ever said about Perth architects.

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  4. orbea says:

    BREAKING: Winton film to be made, requires ppl with knowledge of making films in the 80’s
    http://www.mediastatements.wa.gov.au/Pages/Results.aspx?ItemID=150462

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  5. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Is that Jackie Treehorn’s place?

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  6. orbea says:

    I’ve found a doozy of a palm through a roof. I was too tired tired to take a photo of it though.
    google maps link

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  7. The Legend 101 says:

    It looks the tree is actually growing through the building, am i correct?

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  8. Bento says:

    Keeping their fronds close …

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  9. Methinky says:

    ‘Wintoned fate’. Awesome.

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  10. Qtip says:

    you can mock but its actually a really nice house! so much better than the usual Zorzi shit that keeps getting built in the Golden Triangle

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